Rules of Plastering

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BryanJ

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Rules of Plastering (Skimming)
1. Control suction
2. Check for key
3 Only mix in clean bucket
4 Swear if mix is too thick
5 Swear if mix is too wet
6. Swear about carpenters plasterboarding
7 Swear about electrical cables
8 Sear about pipes
9 Swear about being just a bit short of mix
10 Clean down window/door frames
11 Smile when customer says you make it look easy.
12 Swear and wish you charged more
 

paulf

Well-Known Member
Rules of Plastering (Skimming)
1. Control suction
2. Check for key
3 Only mix in clean bucket
4 Swear if mix is too thick
5 Swear if mix is too wet
6. Swear about carpenters plasterboarding
7 Swear about electrical cables
8 Sear about pipes
9 Swear about being just a bit short of mix
10 Clean down window/door frames
11 Smile when customer says you make it look easy.
12 Swear and wish you charged more
13 Don't tell TPF
14 See 13
15 You were warned
16 Log out
 

Stewie03

Well-Known Member
Rules of Plastering (Skimming)
1. Control suction on the customers Henry vaccum
2. Check for key to the front door if customer dont answer
3 Only mix in clean bucket if you have one somewhere
4 Swear if mix is too thick then add water
5 Swear if mix is too wet then add powder
6. Swear about carpenters plasterboarding and how s**t he is with a hammer and drill
7 Swear about electrical cables then tuck them into the back boxes
8 Sear about pipes then pull out a pipe trowel for those hard to reach areas
9 Swear about being just a bit short of mix then proceed to knock up a cup full of multi ro finish the job
10 Clean down window/door frames as the customer is a scruffy b*****d
11 Smile when customer says you make it look easy then tell them how f**k**g good you are that's why
12 Swear and wish you charged more
 

BryanJ

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I know a painter that went through the bedroom draw and found a vibrator.
He said it was so big, he thought it was a thermos flask.
 

BryanJ

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I know a painter that went through the bedroom draw and found a vibrator.
He said it was so big, he thought it was a thermos flask.
 

BryanJ

Well-Known Member
U don't set the rules in my world Brian!
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so true
 
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