Not surprised, you probably left the audition with an arsehole like a hula hoop.I got shortlisted for milky bar kid in 80s u don’t hear me banging on about it!
Alright jimmy saville I was only 6 u pedo!Not surprised, you probably left the audition with an arsehole like a hula hoop.
Did you get his autograph.Alright jimmy saville I was only 6 u pedo!
Be worth a fortune in a few yearsDid you get his autograph.
Cue!Not surprised, you probably left the audition with an arsehole like a hula hoop.
What a failure! I went to school with a lad that was in the Toffo (spelling?) adverts.I got shortlisted for milky bar kid in 80s u don’t hear me banging on about it!
I was going to be on Why Don't You but they did it on who had the best school reports and all the teachers said I was a lazy scrote so that was the end of that.I got shortlisted for milky bar kid in 80s u don’t hear me banging on about it!
Your teachers were very wise.I was going to be on Why Don't You but they did it on who had the best school reports and all the teachers said I was a lazy scrote so that was the end of that.