Pissing down..

[Cornelius]

it’s raining cats and dogs this morning.... sheltering away from it until it blows over. Nightmare time of the year for rendering I bet @Olican has got some sweet skimming job on for obscene meterage he gets all the cream

 

[algeeman]

it’s raining cats and dogs this morning.... sheltering away from it until it blows over. Nightmare time of the year for rendering I bet @Olican has got some sweet skimming job on for obscene meterage he gets all the cream

its been raining everyday for weeks in the north west !!
glad to see my garden wall is still standing

 

[Vincey]

it’s raining cats and dogs this morning.... sheltering away from it until it blows over. Nightmare time of the year for rendering I bet @Olican has got some sweet skimming job on for obscene meterage he gets all the cream

I’m rendering today in snow
Sorts the men from the boys

 

[Cornelius]

I’m rendering today in snow
Sorts the men from the boys

Snow flake tyrolean finish? If it’s snowing it could freeze tonight? I think 3 and rising is normally recommended?

 

[scottie5]

It's been threatening rain all day here.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

It's been threatening rain all day here.
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But then there'll come a rainbow, gods way of telling us he's having G** s*x

 

[scottie5]

But then there'll come a rainbow, gods way of telling us She's having G** s*x

I've always thought God was a bird too.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

I've always thought God was a bird too.

Quite! No bloke could ever create the world.... hard enough to get them to go round Aldi in their spare time!

 

[scottie5]

Quite! No bloke could ever create the world.... hard enough to get them to go round Aldi in their spare time!

Pmsl.
although if it was a bloke it would explain why Birmingham was left half finished

 

[Stevieo]

Quite! No bloke could ever create the world.... hard enough to get them to go round Aldi in their spare time!

What the fcuk would a bloke want with going to Aldi in his spare time?

I buy my meat from the butcher, my fish from the fish barrow and my vegetables from the veg barrow and my beer from the pub.


About once a month, I go in the supermarket to buy things like soap and razor blades.


I don't have any ornaments because they are for puffs.

I don't have any cushions because they are for puffs.

I don't have any curtains because they are for puffs.

I don't buy candles because they are for puffs.

I don't have any rugs because they are for puffs.

I don't have any throws because they are for puffs.

I've had the same towel since 1993. (seriously. I bought it during the seige of Sarajevo and still have it) Two towels is for puffs.

I don't buy dog food because that's for puffs.

Basically, going shopping is for women and puffs.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Pmsl.
although if it was a bloke it would explain why Birmingham was left half finished

It would also explain the bizarre putting together of the platapus (clearly had one too many) and the can't be arsed f**k up of the panda who can barely reproduce and only eats one food so may die any moment

 

[bopper]

What the fcuk would a bloke want with going to Aldi in his spare time?

I buy my meat from the butcher, my fish from the fish barrow and my vegetables from the veg barrow and my beer from the pub.


About once a month, I go in the supermarket to buy things like soap and razor blades.


I don't have any ornaments because they are for puffs.

I don't have any cushions because they are for puffs.

I don't have any curtains because they are for puffs.

I don't buy candles because they are for puffs.

I don't have any rugs because they are for puffs.

I don't have any throws because they are for puffs.

I've had the same towel since 1993. (seriously. I bought it during the seige of Sarajevo and still have it) Two towels is for puffs.

I don't buy dog food because that's for puffs.

Basically, going shopping is for women and puffs.

Lmfao love it!

 

[JessThePlasterer]

What the fcuk would a bloke want with going to Aldi in his spare time?

I buy my meat from the butcher, my fish from the fish barrow and my vegetables from the veg barrow and my beer from the pub.


About once a month, I go in the supermarket to buy things like soap and razor blades.


I don't have any ornaments because they are for puffs.

I don't have any cushions because they are for puffs.

I don't have any curtains because they are for puffs.

I don't buy candles because they are for puffs.

I don't have any rugs because they are for puffs.

I don't have any throws because they are for puffs.

I've had the same towel since 1993. (seriously. I bought it during the seige of Sarajevo and still have it) Two towels is for puffs.

I don't buy dog food because that's for puffs.

Basically, going shopping is for women and puffs.

Me thinks the lady doth protest too much!

 

[bopper]

Me thinks the lady doth protest too much!

Lol

 

[Stevieo]

Me thinks the lady doth protest too much!

You think I'm joking? I'll show you a photo of my living room.

 

[Vincey]

I nip to Aldi most days tbh , French fancy cakes , £1 , good sugar rush

 

[Stevieo]

I nip to Aldi most days tbh , French fancy cakes , £1 , good sugar rush

Puff.

 

[Vincey]

Puff.

They do some good tools sometimes too but I wouldn’t be seen dead in there workwear tbh

 

[Stevieo]

They do some good tools sometimes too but I wouldn’t be seen dead in there workwear tbh

Oooh, I KNOW.

It's the same with their ear rings.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

I nip to Aldi most days tbh , French fancy cakes , £1 , good sugar rush

Ah man you totally set yourself up there!

 

[JessThePlasterer]

You think I'm joking? I'll show you a photo of my living room.

Go on then

 

[Danny]

was meant to spend the day outside today... fair too wet to step outside.... day in being puked on instead