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I've been coming across this quite alot recently on domestic work...no bog brush in the toilet, not good if you have had a curry the night before.

What's your technique to get rid of the skid marks if they don't flush away? or do you just leave them?
 
That’s a tricky question!!! I’m not a big fan of using other thrones than my own but if needs must and I’m in the skid mark situation I just leave it and blame my lad
 
I've been coming across this quite alot recently on domestic work...no bog brush in the toilet, not good if you have had a curry the night before.

What's your technique to get rid of the skid marks if they don't flush away? or do you just leave them?
Simple, don’t have a pony in someone else’s bog! You filthy beast!! Unload before you leave home like any self respecting spread would do!
 
Had an embarrassing situation recently where I decided my only option was to make a ball of bog roll and wipe the bowl...next thing you know toilet is blocked and I'm flushing every minute...10 minutes later...customer comes to the door...'everything alright in their?' f**k sake no option...hand down the bog :X3:
 
Then go over your skimming with it .
Deciided to skip
Had an embarrassing situation recently where I decided my only option was to make a ball of bog roll and wipe the bowl...next thing you know toilet is blocked and I'm flushing every minute...10 minutes later...customer comes to the door...'everything alright in their?' f**k sake no option...hand down the bog :X3:
First time in 2o years ive decided to skip breakfast....:endesacuerdo:
 
If I find my dump has "wiped it's feet" on the way down stand up with a piss on full blast before any wipery takes place (y)(y)
 
You could relive the Roman times by putting a sponge on the end of a stick!

They shared them, you know. Imagine wiping your arse with a bogbrush? A bogbrush that someone else has been using in a public toilet?


Even worse, some fcukign deviant used one to kill himself.

“In a training academy for gladiators who work with wild beasts, a German slave, while preparing for the morning exhibition, withdrew in order to relieve himself – the only thing he was allowed to do in secret and without the presence of a guard. While so engaged, he seized the stick of wood tipped with a sponge, devoted to the vilest uses, and stuffed it down his throat. Thus he blocked up his windpipe and choked the breath from his body… What a brave fellow. He surely deserved to be allowed to choose his fate.”
 
This thread is rubbish without pictures . Here's one i took early'r .:coffe:
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They shared them, you know. Imagine wiping your arse with a bogbrush? A bogbrush that someone else has been using in a public toilet?


Even worse, some fcukign deviant used one to kill himself.

“In a training academy for gladiators who work with wild beasts, a German slave, while preparing for the morning exhibition, withdrew in order to relieve himself – the only thing he was allowed to do in secret and without the presence of a guard. While so engaged, he seized the stick of wood tipped with a sponge, devoted to the vilest uses, and stuffed it down his throat. Thus he blocked up his windpipe and choked the breath from his body… What a brave fellow. He surely deserved to be allowed to choose his fate.”
Ugh what an awful life he must’ve been living!
 
I've been coming across this quite alot recently on domestic work...no bog brush in the toilet, not good if you have had a curry the night before.

What's your technique to get rid of the skid marks if they don't flush away? or do you just leave them?
Have a break kettle on boiling water work wonders what a thread lol
 
I've been coming across this quite alot recently on domestic work...no bog brush in the toilet, not good if you have had a curry the night before.

What's your technique to get rid of the skid marks if they don't flush away? or do you just leave them?

@JessThePlasterer doesn't leave skid marks. She shits in cement bags (despite my advice to just s**t on a shovel and flip it over the fence - and try to blame the dog.)

@Tinytom probably has some convoluted way of shitting in a condom and a joke about putting it in somebody else's van.


Last time I had this issue, I went and did it in the pub, then got a rifting for coming back after half an hour, smelling of beer.
 
@JessThePlasterer doesn't leave skid marks. She shits in cement bags (despite my advice to just s**t on a shovel and flip it over the fence - and try to blame the dog.)

@Tinytom probably has some convoluted way of shitting in a condom and a joke about putting it in somebody else's van.


Last time I had this issue, I went and did it in the pub, then got a rifting for coming back after half an hour, smelling of beer.
Of course I don’t!! ......... I’m a lady :chica:
 
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