new tape measure

[tapit]

I am working on a new design for a tape measure.
It will have slots cut out down the full length of tape.
As well as making it 40% lighter because of the reduction in weight it will also have nearly 50% longer "stand out" range before collapsing.

 

[beader]

I am working on a new design for a tape measure.
It will have slots cut out down the full length of tape.
As well as making it 40% lighter because of the reduction in weight it will also have nearly 50% longer "stand out" range before collapsing.

Could this principle be applied to a mans erection.?...........Asking for a friend .

 

[Dansouthcoast84]

i want one that dont rust

 

[lurpak]

 

[Smudger1]

 

[09matt9999]

Don’t even use a tape, just do it by eye!

 

[lurpak]

Don’t even use a tape, just do it by eye!

 

[Deleted member 32554]

i want one that dont rust

I've got some baler twine spare if you're interested

 

[tapit]

After using tape measures for over thirty years I did not realise what the slot on the hooked end was for?
No googling allowed!

 

[Stevieo]

I am working on a new design for a tape measure.
It will have slots cut out down the full length of tape.
As well as making it 40% lighter because of the reduction in weight it will also have nearly 50% longer "stand out" range before collapsing.

Sounds a load of shite.

The slot is so obvious that I did Google it to see if it was something else.

I did learn something though - I'd never stopped to consider the tip of the tape being a bit loose, never mind the fact that it moves exactly 1/16''

 

[lurpak]

Sounds a load of shite.

The slot is so obvious that I did Google it to see if it was something else.

I did learn something though - I'd never stopped to consider the tip of the tape being a bit loose, never mind the fact that it moves exactly 1/16''

interesting isn’t it. Watched a video on it years ago. Also a chippys pencil is also interesting

 

[Stevieo]

interesting isn’t it. Watched a video on it years ago. Also a chippys pencil is also interesting

I only found that out recently too. It's exactly 1/⁴ x 1/8 of an inch, right?

 

[Mike googlebottom]

What the f**k is that..@ritch

 

[John j]

i want one that dont rust

You can sell them to blind people it becomes brail

 

[tapit]

Launching as a brexit tape. Old school round shape with union Jack and imperial measurements only.

 

[Smudger1]

Launching as a brexit tape. Old school round shape with union Jack and imperial measurements only.

Now you're talking ! How much £ ?

 

[tapit]

Free with 50 rolls of beadtape.

 

[jamesthefirst]

I would want the metric measures on both sides/upside down.

 

[hollybank]

I am working on a new design for a tape measure.
It will have slots cut out down the full length of tape.
As well as making it 40% lighter because of the reduction in weight it will also have nearly 50% longer "stand out" range before collapsing.

Are you taking the piss?

 

[tapit]

Are you taking the piss?

Of i course i was mate.

 

[peterroberts]

Has everything you think of got bits cut out of it?

 

[ryanb]

I’ve already got an old like one this with lots of nicks in it that slice your fingers to bits when it retracts

 

[JessThePlasterer]

A few years back I got a brand new tape that was made by Satan himself. Took it to a quote and nearly sliced my fingers off! Stood there bleeding like a stuffed pig all over their kitchen floor. Got fussed to death over by lovely old couple putting plasters on my fingers and asking if I needed a cup of tea.

 

[Fatarm]

A few years back I got a brand new tape that was made by Satan himself. Took it to a quote and nearly sliced my fingers off! Stood there bleeding like a stuffed pig all over their kitchen floor. Got fussed to death over by lovely old couple putting plasters on my fingers and asking if I needed a cup of tea.

You'll do anything for a cuppa

 

[JessThePlasterer]

You'll do anything for a cuppa

Utter brew s**t

 

[The Hobo]

Could this principle be applied to a mans erection.?...........Asking for a friend .

that tapits the biggest prick u will ever see

 

[tapit]

that tapits the biggest prick u will ever see

No need for that Dad!

 

[The Hobo]

A few years back I got a brand new tape that was made by Satan himself. Took it to a quote and nearly sliced my fingers off! Stood there bleeding like a stuffed pig all over their kitchen floor. Got fussed to death over by lovely old couple putting plasters on my fingers and asking if I needed a cup of tea.

was that one of them pound shop things they where deadly

 

[JessThePlasterer]

was that one of them pound shop things they where deadly

Could have waged war with it!

 

[superspread]

You'll do anything for a cuppa

Anything?? Grrrrrrr

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Anything?? Grrrrrrr

But I won’t do thaat. No I won’t do that! I would do anything for teeeaaa la la la la la laaaa la la

 

[The Hobo]

After using tape measures for over thirty years I did not realise what the slot on the hooked end was for?
No googling allowed!

I only found out this week that a hanboard is called a hawk no wonder I have been making my own for last 54 years /the guy that told me had a aluminium one he says u can get them on tinternet