Never Drinking Again

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my head hurts :'( :'( :'( :'(

I was a little drunk, my landlord gives me a bottle of champers every year and ever year i give it back to the local park with the extra lumps.... this year was no exception I managed to call my mate to find me lol then it was the crawl back to my house..... all I have to do now is findnmy coat phone and my wallet happy days

how was you night?

Danny
 
fantastic night, walkin through the park last night found meself a lovely jacket, mobile in the pocket a big fat wallet but unfortunetly it was full of cardboard and easy fill ;)
 
i had a bit of a find last night, i have to walk over a railway on the way home and found some bird tied up .......gave a fantastic blowjob!..........not much of a shag though couldnt find the rest of the body ???
 
I think my son came home with that birds body spunky, well it sounded like he was throwin a body about in his room ::) I just gonna top up with a few black velvets ;D Danny, your a lightweight ??? ???
 
good for him ;)..............can i have a go on the body while its still warm please :)
 
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