Nearly went over today!!

Bigstevehammer

Active Member
Thought I’d post a serious one,make a change..

I’ve been relatively healthy for years,no complaints etc..I like prob like most of you a few beers after work at your local,always go a little mad at the weekends (just booze!!)
Today went to work like usual,nothing out the ordinary..got to mid morning thought f**k me I feel a bit rough..,started sweating up and short of breath,feeling dizzy and tingling in my hands..
Thought I better get home as it was getting worse,I’m quite lucky my job was only 10 mins away,driving back I almost passed out twice(not a drama queen,but was a tough drive)...I got out the van and come through the door,my missus said You look awful,pale white and sweating...I steamed past her and went straight to bed..
She stayed with us,as was worried..she said in my sleep I was sort of holding my breath and doing weird sort of lip movements etc...mad!!

So after an hour I’ve woke up and although feel like I’ve done a marathon,I’ve slight heartburn..and spacey..
That’s all..weird

My question is,..how long do I have to live,I was going to google it..but thought better of it??

I was going to post in the ask Jess section,but I’ve another question for that involving my pud and a chicken..

On a serious note,someone suggested diabeties???...or aids???
 

John j

Mono Don
Thought I’d post a serious one,make a change..

I’ve been relatively healthy for years,no complaints etc..I like prob like most of you a few beers after work at your local,always go a little mad at the weekends (just booze!!)
Today went to work like usual,nothing out the ordinary..got to mid morning thought f**k me I feel a bit rough..,started sweating up and short of breath,feeling dizzy and tingling in my hands..
Thought I better get home as it was getting worse,I’m quite lucky my job was only 10 mins away,driving back I almost passed out twice(not a drama queen,but was a tough drive)...I got out the van and come through the door,my missus said You look awful,pale white and sweating...I steamed past her and went straight to bed..
She stayed with us,as was worried..she said in my sleep I was sort of holding my breath and doing weird sort of lip movements etc...mad!!

So after an hour I’ve woke up and although feel like I’ve done a marathon,I’ve slight heartburn..and spacey..
That’s all..weird

My question is,..how long do I have to live,I was going to google it..but thought better of it??

I was going to post in the ask Jess section,but I’ve another question for that involving my pud and a chicken..

On a serious note,someone suggested diabeties???...or aids???
Corona
 

Monkey Boy

Well-Known Member
Thought I’d post a serious one,make a change..

I’ve been relatively healthy for years,no complaints etc..I like prob like most of you a few beers after work at your local,always go a little mad at the weekends (just booze!!)
Today went to work like usual,nothing out the ordinary..got to mid morning thought f**k me I feel a bit rough..,started sweating up and short of breath,feeling dizzy and tingling in my hands..
Thought I better get home as it was getting worse,I’m quite lucky my job was only 10 mins away,driving back I almost passed out twice(not a drama queen,but was a tough drive)...I got out the van and come through the door,my missus said You look awful,pale white and sweating...I steamed past her and went straight to bed..
She stayed with us,as was worried..she said in my sleep I was sort of holding my breath and doing weird sort of lip movements etc...mad!!

So after an hour I’ve woke up and although feel like I’ve done a marathon,I’ve slight heartburn..and spacey..
That’s all..weird

My question is,..how long do I have to live,I was going to google it..but thought better of it??

I was going to post in the ask Jess section,but I’ve another question for that involving my pud and a chicken..

On a serious note,someone suggested diabeties???...or aids???
Heart attack
Call fkn 911 or whatever the number is
 

Bigstevehammer

Active Member
I am talking to you from beyond the graaaaavvvveee(spooky voice obvs!!)

don’t do as I did,be wise..don’t go on weekend benders and do copious amounts of cocaine off brasses knockers!!...live the good life..and drop plaaassttteeriiing(still spooky voice)

Na I’m all good,I’m a Pratt really,I was ok by the eve and was right as rain,I didn’t go in the end to hospital,I should really though
 
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