Nearly Lost It.

[ziggy2]

Bloody artex!! 25m ceiling over artex, all set up & ready to go, get the first mix on turn round to go back over it & holy s**t it's blebin up all over the bloody place!! Flattened it off, still coming up!! Ended up cutting out the blebs n filling before I could get on to laying in. Left it a bit longer to pick up than norm then gave it what for with the top coat, turned out ok, not the best ceiling I've done but IT DID NOT FALL ROUND MY EARS. When I saw the blebs all over the ceiling I thought it was going to come down, horrible sight/thought!! After all these years it's my first! Bloody ARTEX!!!

 

[spunky]

whats blebbing ziggy?

 

[eddie]

whats blebbing ziggy?

theyre called blibes up here,the small air filled bubbles you get on finish

 

[irish_spread]

blisters

 

[irish_spread]

field of mushrooms

 

[irish_spread]

the more ya try an flatten them the worse they get

 

[user_removed]

its blebbing you set of weirdo's

 

[spunky]

blobbing ???

 

[beddy]

isnt blobbing when u shag the wife when shes on then stick in her mouth?

 

[ziggy2]

The skim was ok, the artex was blebin!! Bloody stuff not sealed under the paint, the lot was coming off, s**t meself thinking of skimming it again!!

 

[ziggy2]

Ass to mouth then she's pukin!!

 

[spunky]

then swallow her puke ;D

 

[TonyM]

Artex to Anal in 11 posts. Nice!

 

[beddy]

haha you can tell spunkys back

 

[Nisus]

Artex to Anal in 11 posts. Nice!

Might put that quote on the back of me van.
I might get a bit more buisness ;D

 

[spunky]

;D ;D ;D

Artex to Anal in 11 posts. Nice!

 

[Nisus]

Or would that be classed as escorting?
Do you have to be vat registered to give anal etc??

 

[TonyM]

Artex to Anal in 11 posts. Nice!

Might put that quote on the back of me van.
I might get a bit more buisness ;D

That'd make a good t-shirt logo.

 

[beddy]

theres a plumber round here thats got 2 hot 4 u on his van, so ive decided when i get my own van im gonna have SMOOTH AS f**k!

 

[Nisus]

I saw a sign for a roofer van/t-shirt can't remember:
roofers do it on top!
So what would it be for us:
plasterers do it up the wall
;D

 

[beddy]

plasterers get more on your face than on the wall...??

 

[PhilPlaster]

plasterers do it with a flick of the wrist ;D

 

[SLIPPY]

Plasterers always get the crack filled!!!

 

[bodplasterer]

There was a roofing company in bristol and they had a massive billboard saying "we strip em and we lay em" it made a massive stir and they got huge from it loads of free advertising in the local papers.

 

[Chris W]

theres a bloke in holbeach delivers veg and wholesale chicken...
got 'supercock' in big f'ck off letters on a lwb sprinter and 'penis injection' across his numberplate..
then he's got 'the housewives favourite' underneath the big 'supercock' sign..
cant believe he gets away with it but he's been around for donkeys years..

 

[beddy]

whats the penis injection thing about?

 

[Nisus]

theres a bloke in holbeach delivers veg and wholesale chicken...
got 'supercock' in big f'ck off letters on a lwb sprinter and 'penis injection' across his numberplate..
then he's got 'the housewives favourite' underneath the big 'supercock' sign..
cant believe he gets away with it but he's been around for donkeys years..

Class!

 

[specific]

we fill all cracks!!!

 

[Nisus]

We can screw all day long,
we can fill cracks & holes any size,
Plasterers RULE!