my fellow s**t spreaders
- Thread starter algeeman
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smoother09
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Up and down on online casinos will have another bash on virtual racing later! Gotta spend me money on something 
algeeman
It’s A Boy
kids are getting fat with my dinners
little do they know
I'm gonna eat them soon
Retired Spread
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just had chinese takeaway delivered.
went out to driver to collect it off him he shouts: ISOLATE !! ISOLATE !!
I said no worries pal you're not that late hope it's still warm though
went out to driver to collect it off him he shouts: ISOLATE !! ISOLATE !!
I said no worries pal you're not that late hope it's still warm though
The Hobo
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missing my gandaughter like f**k mate maybe months before I can give here a hugkids are getting fat with my dinners
little do they know
I'm gonna eat them soon
Chin up mate I dunno if it helps but my kids have started to face time theres!
Please font ask me how the fook to do it though!
Cockney
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Bored shitless, had a nice walk around the village earlier though even found some new walkways through the fields. Hope you and the family are doing well geez!hows everyone feeling/doing today
hope your all well
time for a beer I suppose
algeeman
It’s A Boy
our kids broke the laptop first few days in
knock on door this morning
new laptop delivered courtesy of the grandparents
all back in touch
The Hobo
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my mrs does it but the wee lass starts to cry she wants to come and see me missed her 6th birthday last week
algeeman
It’s A Boy
Bored shitless, had a nice walk around the village earlier though even found some new walkways through the fields. Hope you and the family are doing well geez!
strange mate
kids done nothing but argue at first
now they love each others company
tapit
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Been working in a new build today and I am not blaming you personally but the quality of the work as a whole is a disgrace. Enjoy the beer!hows everyone feeling/doing today
hope your all well
time for a beer I suppose
algeeman
It’s A Boy
how you holding up at home mate
think I'd go mad if I was alone
got these to keep me on my toes
tapit
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No mate you don't want her to catch that off you.
choppa
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May break out the gin. Confusing times atm with all this stuff going on.hows everyone feeling/doing today
hope your all well
time for a beer I suppose
Stevieo
Royal Spin Doctor
Last takeaway I God was f**k**g horrible.
I rand them up. Said the chicken was all rubbery.
Oh said the chink. Fank you velly much.
algeeman
It’s A Boy
algeeman
It’s A Boy
I’ve been off work since Monday - the kids school closed. The hardest week for me as the teachers are emailing the kids their schoolwork everyday, the maths was the worst...I hate being thick!
little esme got me searching for the spider she seen 4 days ago
choppa
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O well Iv got doom eternal and a 65in tv to keep me entertained for 10minsit is mate
certainly a different world to what we know
The Hobo
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its hard mate that wee lass been with me since she was born we are always in baack room together her mother works some strange shifts so shes always here
The Hobo
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rum will probly finish me not having to drive the next day drinking far to much
algeeman
It’s A Boy
algeeman
It’s A Boy
youl see the little scamp soon enough mate
I'm the same
leaving the beer alone after tonight
jobs on the house to sort
algeeman
It’s A Boy
megamix
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If John had 10 mother f**k**g apples but ate 2 ?I’ve been off work since Monday - the kids school closed. The hardest week for me as the teachers are emailing the kids their schoolwork everyday, the maths was the worst...I hate being thick!
I was had visions of a big f**k**g hornet coming out there the only thing that makes me runHoovering up wasp nests in the loft the last few days...mental release from fukcing fractions
The Hobo
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been odd jobbing outside today but on the drink at 2pmyoul see the little scamp soon enough mate
I'm the same
leaving the beer alone after tonight
jobs on the house to sort