Most ridiculous thing you've bought through the business?

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Tempted to put a £600 parasol through, say it's for shade if I'm mixing outside or if it's raining... Would you? And what's the most ridiculous thing you've put through
 
Nath80 said:
Tempted to put a £600 parasol through, say it's for shade if I'm mixing outside or if it's raining... Would you? And what's the most ridiculous thing you've put through
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Very feasible tbf..f**k knows what I put in and claim as i dont touch any of it,no receipts or keeping tabs,nothing..accountant does it all and I'm very happy with my tax bill
 
Nath80 said:
Tempted to put a £600 parasol through, say it's for shade if I'm mixing outside or if it's raining... Would you? And what's the most ridiculous thing you've put through
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You won't get me that easily.

I have never claimed for anything I shouldn't have. If I use a company pencil to write a shopping list I declare the private use portion of the lead.

 
imago said:
You won't get me that easily.

I have never claimed for anything I shouldn't have. If I use a company pencil to write a shopping list I declare the private use portion of the lead.

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Every builder I know is a dodgy f**k*r,£1000s stashed under the bed
 
All sorts over the years,all legit mind, through the business and more with the benefit to claim the vat back.
A new Nissan nivara ( classed as a comercial vehicle)
Laptop (to type my invoices up on)
Nice Meals out (with work contacts)
Mileage on a private vehicle,on a nearly new Range Rover sport
A jaunt to Florida ( rendering related.)
Christmas piss up every year.
Etc etc.
 
Pl plastering said:
Every builder I know is a dodgy f**k*r,£1000s stashed under the bed
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That's just silly, I thought better of you than that. You'd need to take cash payments for things in order to keep money in the house. As I'm sure you're aware, builders are early pioneers of the cashless society.



 
owls said:
All sorts over the years,all legit mind, through the business and more with the benefit to claim the vat back.
A new Nissan nivara ( classed as a comercial vehicle)
Laptop (to type my invoices up on)
Nice Meals out (with work contacts)
Mileage on a private vehicle,on a nearly new Range Rover sport
A jaunt to Florida ( rendering related.)
Christmas piss up every year.
Etc etc.
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I'm pretty much the same, didn't put the car through the business though. Thought I'd be better off putting the mileage through for the car each year rather than the payment. If I had a couple of cars I'd put one through though
 
Nath80 said:
Tempted to put a £600 parasol through, say it's for shade if I'm mixing outside or if it's raining... Would you? And what's the most ridiculous thing you've put through
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Great idea , mixing up outside is probably the most important thing , i dont it whenever i can , when its not possible i mix up next to a window and have a battery Makita fan blowing as mush dust out as poss .
 
Casper said:
A Transit sport custom. Extravagant but necessary for my business.
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Put new racking in mine today. Lasted till first corner @Vincey
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Nath80 said:
Tempted to put a £600 parasol through, say it's for shade if I'm mixing outside or if it's raining... Would you? And what's the most ridiculous thing you've put through
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Macdonalds for the family tonight in the cue for 3 hours. Il say I skimed a ceiling in that 3hours if hmrc ask
 
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