Monkeys Phone

[southernmonkey]

is closed after 6.30pm and wont re-open til 7.30 in the morning ..mon-friday , 9-12 on a saturday and closed on sundays .........nick your just banned from any calls or texts unless you wanna buy something expensive ;D...rich i go to bed at 10pm if you text me after that im gonna have to hurt you ;D

 

[richardbrown]

fu.ck off you knob

 

[nickelarse]

ah bollox. iv just got so many things i wanna ask

 

[southernmonkey]

You can't possibly have any more questions nick lol

 

[richardbrown]

You can't possibly have any more questions nick lol

did he ask more tha me ? haha

 

[PFTnorthern]

welcome to my world monkey

 

[richardbrown]

haha I tried to call you twice today les ..... that prick stuart said I am not allowed to fit my own switch .

I am quite caperboll les lol

 

[nickelarse]

well seeing as you asked......

 

[PFTnorthern]

rich i dont want you playing in your elecrical box so please let monkey kill him self first

 

[richardbrown]

rich i dont want you playing in your elecrical box so please let monkey kill him self first

its ok i'll wear a condom

 

[simplybesty]

hello, how many time do i have to tell you thick T***s ( all 3 of you) i am only 2 hours from rich and i will fit it.

 

[richardbrown]

no one told me that ...........well hurry up paul im getting back ache from changing that stupid plug ..... and I think i deserve a medal for thinking up the whole switch idea.

I have another fantastic idea for the machine already (which I cant reveal yet).... I am far to brainy

 

[simplybesty]

i kept telling monkey i would do it when he is on the phone to les but there like a couple of school girls when there on the phone to each other.

 

[southernmonkey]

Rich I said earlier that Paul would do it ..... But you said no as you didn't want it fitted with gaffer tape

 

[simplybesty]

ill f**k**g gaffer tape you