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.... or the next best thing. I've only managed to book an online shopping delivery!
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
smoother09
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After the Ocado van has gone I'mm going to roast the chickens then sit in the bay window scoffing them Henry VIII style tossing bones to the cats on the drive. 
MakeItSmooth
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After the Ocado van has gone I'mm going to roast the chickens then sit in the bay window scoffing them Henry VIII style tossing bones to the cats on the drive.
Strewth - I thought that was Matt Lucas, for a moment!
jamesthefirst
Private Member
Won twice in last month £30 and a lucky dip, I’ve got my health so that will do for now.
Mouldyoldspudgun
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Don’t mean to boast but I won thirty quid a week and a half ago a lucky dip last Wednesday and an online shop coming tomorrow at mid day. With all this luck I’ll probably die next week
jamesthefirst
Private Member
I’m on a roll, Wednesday I’ll be a millionaire?
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and on Thursday the government will announce a 90% tax rate for all millionaires to help pay the Covid-19 bill.
essexandy
The Lake Governor
If you do can I have your pointing trowel please?
09matt9999
Member
If only! probably raise ours to give more to them, because can’t have the rich losing any money in this!
Mouldyoldspudgun
Well-Known Member
Certainly young man
essexandy
The Lake Governor
You're a gentleman.
I look forward to not receiving it.
Mouldyoldspudgun
Well-Known Member
I shall tell the Mrs, mind she’ll probably give you all my tools just to get rid