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... that my membership status is now apparently a messed up Pythagoras' theorem? WTF?
You should see mine then
Hope @Nisus dont see it or you may chuck the s**t on the wall tomorrowYes, but you've no idea how much it's p1ssing me off that I have a fcuked up formula under my name. If you want 'a' it's the square root of c squared minus b squared.
Or was that the idea? Knowing it would wind me up? Who would want to be so cruel to @Nisus on a Monday as to do that to me on a Sunday night?
Oh name changing was so yesterday
Hope @Nisus dont see it or you may chuck the s**t on the wall tomorrow
You should see mine then
Yeah I started it, and what?! Come to Manchester I’ll fight youIt's that f**k**g @JessThePlasterer who's at the bottom of it..she was labouring for one of them homosexualists, wasn't she? Then the homo f**k*d her off. Sacked her. Sent her down the road. f**k*d her up, it has.
Not just any ordinary homo either...oh no Siree Bob. We all know that homos can't scrape out a bucket that's half gone off. Too hard on the wrist see. That's why they take up plumbing or wiring.
But not them lesbian homos. Oh no. Tiny little fellows, but incredibly strong, they are. Like Gurkhas but fat. And ugly. And unfit. And stupid. And dishonest, particularly when it comes to vans. And insurance. And not very good at plastering.
But there again, your average Gurkha isn't known for his trowel skills, just his propensity for cutting people's heads off - in a pinch.
I just pissed myself at that!!! Not seen it before!!You should see mine then
I just pissed myself at that!!! Not seen it before!!
Yeah I started it, and what?! Come to Manchester I’ll fight you
Yes I do, you seem to think I live in Bolton for some reason but I live in fallowfield, I can walk into the city centre if I really wanted to..... on my corpse hands... blindfolded.... and still fight you at the end of it!You don't even live in Manchester, you corpse handed weirdo.
Yes I do, you seem to think I live in Bolton for some reason but I live in fallowfield, I can walk into the city centre if I really wanted to..... on my corpse hands... blindfolded.... and still fight you at the end of it!
Nope I was born in London. Grew up in Altrincham. Soon moving to Levenshulme. It’s Scouse blood in my veins though and Liverpool always feels more home than anywhereYou're not from Fallowfield though, are you? You freak.
Fallowfield isn't Manchester anyway. Greater Manchester, Maybe. Manchester stops in Hulme. Next stop London.
Nope I was born in London. Grew up in Altrincham. Soon moving to Levenshulme. It’s Scouse blood in my veins though and Liverpool always feels more home than anywhere
But I am descended from Vikings which is why you’re f**k*d!
Youd be f**k**g lucky to be in such close proximity to me that I’d let you do the washing up!You're a proper wrong un. Going about bragging about London and Liverpool and pretending to be a viking. Ole Sitzpinkle might let you make him do the washing up on the back of it but I wouldn't.
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Youd be f**k**g lucky to be in such close proximity to me that I’d let you do the washing up!
I most certainly would love to skim board all day
Morning Ste@lurpak said that. He said you were afraid to skim a perfectly good ceiling. Had to batten it and cause your poor customer all sorts of strife because you're a fraidy cat who can't use PVA.
Morning Ste
Morning MikeI put him on the naughty step
Ah love, here’s a picture of my foot for motivationNeed some
Motivation today
They are my back up whiskFootjob
If it helps; I'll be spending the next four days gunning old render off. Oh joy.Need some
Motivation today
If it helps; I'll be spending the next four days gunning old render off. Oh joy.
If it helps; I'll be spending the next four days gunning old render off. Oh joy.