It's not very often I'm stuck for words ........

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Probably has, you better go and have a shower!

Actually, now that I think about it I should be OK. He's unlikely to be interested in me as I've been working with @Nisus I imagine there are quite a few 'hidden camera' pics and vids of Lee in his private collection.

 
I can't help but feel a little sad about it really. The largest repository of knowledge in the history of mankind, one which make the library at Alexandria look like my bookshelves in comparison; and what does it get used for most? Porn, weird sh1t and funny cat videos. That meteorite is long overdue. :confused:


 
A photo I took of me and @imago after a hard days work in our overalls :sisi:
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I can't help but feel a little sad about it really. The largest repository of knowledge in the history of mankind, one which make the library at Alexandria look like my bookshelves in comparison; and what does it get used for most? Porn, weird sh1t and funny cat videos. That meteorite is long overdue. :confused:



But if we were all well educated, well behaved upstanding beings... we’d lose the humour that makes our backbone!

So I salute the glorious, messy, deranged suppository that is Men in Overalls!! :musculoso:
 
But if we were all well educated, well behaved upstanding beings... we’d lose the humour that makes our backbone!

Ah Jess, you've missed a very important point. Being well educated does not mean being well behaved. The greater your education the greater the inspiration and opportunity for mis-behaviour, history is littered with examples. I named a couple of our cats after some, Byron and Cato.

Cato's naming is an example of using knowledge for your own amusement. Firstly a Roman senator who was an argumentative tw4t and stuck it to the man. Secondly Michael Foot used the senator's name as a nom de plume to write 'Guilty Men' which ripped the establishment a new one for kissing Hitler's 4rse. Thirdly Burt Kwouk's character in the Pink Panther films. So when people say "Oh. After the bloke in Pink Panther?" I can say no then use whichever of the other options annoys them the most because they didn't know.

Knowledge/education, the more you have the more of a c**t you can be. :D
 
Ah Jess, you've missed a very important point. Being well educated does not mean being well behaved. The greater your education the greater the inspiration and opportunity for mis-behaviour, history is littered with examples. I named a couple of our cats after some, Byron and Cato.

Cato's naming is an example of using knowledge for your own amusement. Firstly a Roman senator who was an argumentative tw4t and stuck it to the man. Secondly Michael Foot used the senator's name as a nom de plume to write 'Guilty Men' which ripped the establishment a new one for kissing Hitler's 4rse. Thirdly Burt Kwouk's character in the Pink Panther films. So when people say "Oh. After the bloke in Pink Panther?" I can say no then use whichever of the other options annoys them the most because they didn't know.

Knowledge/education, the more you have the more of a c**t you can be. :D
Well you just pissed all over my tiny triumphant/inspirational speech!

You overly educated c**t!
 
Ah Jess, you've missed a very important point. Being well educated does not mean being well behaved. The greater your education the greater the inspiration and opportunity for mis-behaviour, history is littered with examples. I named a couple of our cats after some, Byron and Cato.

Cato's naming is an example of using knowledge for your own amusement. Firstly a Roman senator who was an argumentative tw4t and stuck it to the man. Secondly Michael Foot used the senator's name as a nom de plume to write 'Guilty Men' which ripped the establishment a new one for kissing Hitler's 4rse. Thirdly Burt Kwouk's character in the Pink Panther films. So when people say "Oh. After the bloke in Pink Panther?" I can say no then use whichever of the other options annoys them the most because they didn't know.

Knowledge/education, the more you have the more of a c**t you can be. :D

Aww Cato he’s such a nice cat....

:reloco:
 
Aww Cato he’s such a nice cat....

:reloco:


I told you he went for the postman didn't I? :LOL:

Mike called me from upstairs a couple of days ago, I asked what he wanted (I was sorting some paperwork). "Cato won't let me out of my room. He's sitting in the doorway and goes for me if I try to get by!"

It took a few minutes before I could go up because I was laughing so hard. :risas2:
 
I told you he went for the postman didn't I? :LOL:

Mike called me from upstairs a couple of days ago, I asked what he wanted (I was sorting some paperwork). "Cato won't let me out of my room. He's sitting in the doorway and goes for me if I try to get by!"

It took a few minutes before I could go up because I was laughing so hard. :risas2:
What was the postman doing upstairs in your house hmmmmmmmm?
 
What was the postman doing upstairs in your house hmmmmmmmm?

I like our postman, he's a right miserable old fcuker who never speaks to anyone. As my Mum once said "I prefer delivery men who bring the parcel then go, not those beastly familiar ones who want to chat!"
 
Ah Jess, you've missed a very important point. Being well educated does not mean being well behaved. The greater your education the greater the inspiration and opportunity for mis-behaviour, history is littered with examples. I named a couple of our cats after some, Byron and Cato.

Cato's naming is an example of using knowledge for your own amusement. Firstly a Roman senator who was an argumentative tw4t and stuck it to the man. Secondly Michael Foot used the senator's name as a nom de plume to write 'Guilty Men' which ripped the establishment a new one for kissing Hitler's 4rse. Thirdly Burt Kwouk's character in the Pink Panther films. So when people say "Oh. After the bloke in Pink Panther?" I can say no then use whichever of the other options annoys them the most because they didn't know.

Knowledge/education, the more you have the more of a c**t you can be. :D
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