It's not my fault

[Nisus]

Hi lads
Was thinking of putting a disclaimer on my quotes/invoices/Website etc

Something like this:

•Most materials in a building expand & contract with different temperatures, humidity, times of year etc.

•The earths tectonic plates are constantly moving & Can move up to 100mm annually.

•Earth is spinning at 1040mph as it does a full turn each day & at the same time it is orbiting the sun which takes a year.

•So due to all this movement here on planet earth we cannot guarantee there will be no cracks in the plastering work we carry out.

What you reckon?
Just trying to cover my arse like

 

[Jurek]

It seems like a sensible idea.

 

[smoother09]

Bet they wish they had that cover in nepal!

 

[Danny]

cant say fairer than that

 

[puddove]

i think you've covered all possibilities

 

[johniosaif]

Also particle vibration caused by speed skim

 

[User___removed]

Is this serious?In my opinion this would be a crazy idea

 

[Olican]

Good thinking, always one step ahead of the game @Nisus

 

[Marshy]

Im going to deploy this on my invoices so the bloke gets a cheap thrill clicking to baccs my money

 

[Deleted member 23452]

Just trying to cover my arse like

Too late, even that's cracked.