Is everyone a f**k**g plastererer

[lurpak]

f**k sake. Everytime I grab my gear from wickes in morning it’s full of em. I’m not talking handsome chaps with massive forearms like me, could live with that. I’m talking rough looking f**k**s.

Seen one bloke in a wheelchair with 3 bags of multi on his lap its getting ridiculous.

 

[MIXERMAN]

I know sheets of 6mm hardboard and multi .

 

[JessThePlasterer]

f**k sake. Everytime I grab my gear from wickes in morning it’s full of em. I’m not talking handsome chaps with massive forearms like me, could live with that. I’m talking rough looking f**k**s.

Seen one bloke in a wheelchair with 3 bags of multi on his lap its getting ridiculous.

Suppose you could stack quite a few like that if you had no feeling in your legs!

 

[lurpak]

Suppose you could stack quite a few like that if you had no feeling in your legs!

Didn’t think about that was too busy looking him up and down. Well, down

 

[Vincey]

It’s true the new way now mate for 2018 don’t even need a van or any tools
Only have to say key words to be a plasterer now

Tbf most are on the dole

 

[Stevieo]

Didn’t think about that was too busy looking him up and down. Well, down

There's loads of ways to make people in wheelchairs useful. Using them as a barrow is frankly unimaginative.

The best one was Stephen Hawking - crippled genius my arse. He was remote controlled by a mediocre physicist in need of a gimmick.

 

[McBentLegs]

There's loads of ways to make people in wheelchairs useful. Using them as a barrow is frankly unimaginative.

The best one was Stephen Hawking - crippled genius my arse. He was remote controlled by a mediocre physicist in need of a gimmick.

Hahahaha

 

[Donzo]

Up here it's plasterers / painter stuck on traffic light poles.

 

[stuart23]

I’m no

 

[jamesthefirst]

Track suit bottoms, Nike trainers?

 

[jamesthefirst]

Track suit bottoms, Nike trainers?

I meant you!






Only kidding mate.

 

[Djr]

f**k sake. Everytime I grab my gear from wickes in morning it’s full of em. I’m not talking handsome chaps with massive forearms like me, could live with that. I’m talking rough looking f**k**s.

Seen one bloke in a wheelchair with 3 bags of multi on his lap its getting ridiculous.

90% of em are jumped up bucket washers

 

[Niftyforfifty]

Tis easier now to become a plasterer the trade has become so fragmented,it's getting harder to find lads who have the skills to cover all aspects of the job, nobody is taking on apprentices anymore !

 

[The Hobo]

f**k sake. Everytime I grab my gear from wickes in morning it’s full of em. I’m not talking handsome chaps with massive forearms like me, could live with that. I’m talking rough looking f**k**s.

Seen one bloke in a wheelchair with 3 bags of multi on his lap its getting ridiculous.

think you should get thread of the year award for that was he driving a dss fwd

 

[John j]

Should of got a pic

 

[essexandy]

It’s true the new way now mate for 2018 don’t even need a van or any tools
Only have to say key words to be a plasterer now

Tbf most are on the dole

You've been very negative lately Pete, it's nice to see you progressing.

 

[lurpak]

think you should get thread of the year award for that was he driving a dss fwd

Already got it on 1st January mate.

 

[The Hobo]

Already got it on 1st January mate.

before my time I'm only an apprentice on here

 

[Dropsalot]

f**k sake. Everytime I grab my gear from wickes in morning it’s full of em. I’m not talking handsome chaps with massive forearms like me, could live with that. I’m talking rough looking f**k**s.

Seen one bloke in a wheelchair with 3 bags of multi on his lap its getting ridiculous.

Bet he weren’t doing a stairwell....

 

[lurpak]

before my time I'm only an apprentice on here

I wasn’t even registered then. Just like i lost my virginity, before my dad did.

 

[The Hobo]

Bet he weren’t doing a stairwell....

bottom half of wall easi on stairlift just add splash of water place trowel on wall away u go

 

[The Hobo]

I wasn’t even registered then. Just like i lost my virginity, before my dad did.

??

 

[lurpak]

??

Exactly

 

[Rossi46]

Tis easier now to become a plasterer the trade has become so fragmented,it's getting harder to find lads who have the skills to cover all aspects of the job, nobody is taking on apprentices anymore !

I’ve just taken one on, again,

 

[Vincey]

Lurpack if you in there tomorrow shout over to them “the hardwalls here mate , did you forget it “ lol

 

[lurpak]

I’ve just taken one on, again,

Not that c**t in wheelchair i hope

 

[Djr]

Lurpack if you in there tomorrow shout over to them “the hardwalls here mate , did you forget it “ lol

Half of them clowns in wickes wouldn't know what to do with a pallet of hardwall

 

[Djr]

I’ve just taken one on, again,

Can you find us one there like rocking horse s**t

 

[Rossi46]

Can you find us one there like rocking horse s**t

I’m damned if I do and damned if I don’t. He’s a good lad and lives about 5 doors away. No brainer really.

 

[reeves1985]

Just taken apprentice on myself purely because I'm sick of half wits think they can do it all.

Funny thing is I was in wicked this morning as needed a by on bonding 60 and small board. Only over road so nipped in.

Couple in there all loaded up with plastering gear about 8 bags of skim and a load of render beads.

If that wasn't bad enough.
They called out with their trolley looking all happy as a pig in shite.

Woman from till runs out after them with a handful of beads wobbling about in the wind and rain "you've forgot your beads"

I mean ffs who forgets the biggest thing they've bought but saying that f**k knows what they were go in to do with the render beads when they put skim on it

 

[Olican]

Think of it as a positive @lurpak my old spreadable chum; the more incompetent halfwits there are out there messing up people's homes the more the public will look towards professional looking tradesfolk with a good reputation hence ; being said latter tradesperson the more you can charge

 

[lurpak]

Think of it as a positive @lurpak my old spreadable chum; the more incompetent halfwits there are out there messing up people's homes the more the public will look towards professional looking tradesfolk with a good reputation hence ; being said latter tradesperson the more you can charge

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Just taken apprentice on myself purely because I'm sick of half wits think they can do it all.

Funny thing is I was in wicked this morning as needed a by on bonding 60 and small board. Only over road so nipped in.

Couple in there all loaded up with plastering gear about 8 bags of skim and a load of render beads.

If that wasn't bad enough.
They called out with their trolley looking all happy as a pig in shite.

Woman from till runs out after them with a handful of beads wobbling about in the wind and rain "you've forgot your beads"

I mean ffs who forgets the biggest thing they've bought but saying that f**k knows what they were go in to do with the render beads when they put skim on it

Lol.

I was in wickes the other week picking up a few bags and treated myself to a new gorilla tub and some new buckets. Saw some plasterer types staring at me and whispering and I thought, I bet they think I’m a nobhead and they are the first buckets I’ve ever bought

 

[Niftyforfifty]

Lol.

I was in wickes the other week picking up a few bags and treated myself to a new gorilla tub and some new buckets. Saw some plasterer types staring at me and whispering and I thought, I bet they think I’m a nobhead and they are the first buckets I’ve ever bought

What defines a plasterer type Jess, were they unwashed, unshaven baggy leggings and manky tee shirt type or clean cut, ruggedly handsome, mature professional type like me just wondering. Lol

 

[ChrispyUK]

What defines a plasterer type Jess, were they unwashed, unshaven baggy leggings and manky tee shirt type or clean cut, ruggedly handsome, mature professional type like me just wondering. Lol

Sexist!