ignorance

algeeman

algeeman

It’s A Boy
ive just dont know what shes on about.
ive no idea what goes through that mind.
imfuckingpossoble.

women are strange ...id love to tell you the conversation but i just dont know myself !!
 
algeeman said:
ive just dont know what shes on about.
ive no idea what goes through that mind.
imfuckingpossoble.

women are strange ...id love to tell you the conversation but i just dont know myself !!
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Which one isn't your household full of them lol
 
Don't fight it join in - I recommend bursting into tears, then cuddling someone, then say 'I feel ugly and fat', then don't give any solutions to problems....just nod and make aww sounds
 
Buy her a chocolate orange, but take some advice;

She will open it and take a single segment .. she will then wrap it back up, leave it on show & fcuk off to bed!

This is just a test, and should be seen as a bronzed maggot mounted enticingly on a size 18 hook.
Cast out & trotted down the river with perfect weight and poise ..... and you are the hungry Chub.
 
PlanB said:
Buy her a chocolate orange, but take some advice;

She will open it and take a single segment .. she will then wrap it back up, leave it on show & fcuk off to bed!

This is just a test, and should be seen as a bronzed maggot mounted enticingly on a size 18 hook.
Cast out & trotted down the river with perfect weight and poise ..... and you are the hungry Chub.
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quality :lol:
 
PlanB said:
Buy her a chocolate orange, but take some advice;

She will open it and take a single segment .. she will then wrap it back up, leave it on show & fcuk off to bed!

This is just a test, and should be seen as a bronzed maggot mounted enticingly on a size 18 hook.
Cast out & trotted down the river with perfect weight and poise ..... and you are the hungry Chub.
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lol so true
 
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