hello!

[mongoosemongoose]

hello am i not allowed to post until i've introduced myself? just posted a long thing and now it's disappeared?

 

[essexandy]

hello am i not allowed to post until i've introduced myself? just posted a long thing and now it's disappeared?

Was that "long thing" your username?

 

[paulf]

Was that "long thing" your username?

It's a very strange username.
Mongo ose
Mongo ose

 

[bobski]

Not a Dic pic I hope ?

 

[paulf]

Not a Dic pic I hope ?

 

[mongoosemongoose]

a forum full of people to scared to answer questions cos they know they'll lose work

imagine when homeowners find out it's better NOT to remove old render back to brick if it isn't loose

useless

 

[essexandy]

a forum full of people to scared to answer questions cos they know they'll lose work

imagine when homeowners find out it's better NOT to remove old render back to brick if it isn't loose

useless

You haven't asked a question knobhead.

 

[bobski]

I don't know anything........



All I know now is that we're all "to" scared.

 

[mongoosemongoose]

You haven't asked a question knobhead.

IQ of a turnip, honestly

guess i couldn't expect to find geniuses here

 

[essexandy]

IQ of a turnip, honestly

guess i couldn't expect to find geniuses here

Where's your question then knobhead?

 

[Cockney]

a forum full of people to scared to answer questions cos they know they'll lose work

imagine when homeowners find out it's better NOT to remove old render back to brick if it isn't loose

useless

 

[paulf]

Where's your question then knobhead?

Do you like seafood and are you free next Tuesday.

 

[essexandy]

Do you like seafood and are you free next Tuesday.

Battered cod or haddock yes.
Tuesday? Yes I think I can make Tuesday Paul. Won't @ChrispyUK get jealous? You know what they're like.

 

[paulf]

Battered cod or haddock yes.
Tuesday? Yes I think I can make Tuesday Paul. Won't @ChrispyUK get jealous? You know what they're like.

We shall be dining at the Admiral's table, sorry you know what he's like.

 

[mongoosemongoose]

Where's your question then knobhead?

don't know how to use the internet do ya andy down in the shithole that is essex

 

[essexandy]

don't know how to use the internet do ya andy down in the shithole that is essex

So I decided search for any questions you may have asked.
Blow me (easy @BigBruvOfEnglandUK ) if I didn't find one, in the f**k**g forum FAQ section, not the appropriate place for any question, let alone your one.

Go away and learn how to use the internet/forums you f**k**g turnip.
Meanwhile I'll just sit here chilling in shithole Essex.

 

[BigBruvOfEnglandUK]

Buttered cock.

*boner. m8s.

 

[Spitandpolish]

So I decided search for any questions you may have asked.
Blow me (easy @BigBruvOfEnglandUK ) if I didn't find one, in the f**k**g forum FAQ section, not the appropriate place for any question, let alone your one.
View attachment 82097Go away and learn how to use the internet/forums you f**k**g turnip.
Meanwhile I'll just sit here chilling in shithole Essex.

Is that a "local" or "private" Swamp mate ?
Asking for a friend.