Hello fellow spreads! I am not a dog, I am the man behind the dog


Plastics are for the cash point , spats are shoes the gangsters wore, arches are also for shoes but more like my mum's shoes, they are not for knock throughs! Planks are for pirates and stilts are apparently for the Circus. Supper flex is a move my Mrs does at aerobics and board lifter is definitely derogatory for something


The Lake Governor
Who's a good boy then?
Would you like a biscuit and your tummy tickling?

Oh s**t, you're NOT the dog but the guy behind the dog!
Oh what the f**k, would you like a biscuit?