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I always give a van number plate guarantee,
As I drive away, once you can't see my number plate, guarantee gone.


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I guarantee my damp proofing but no way would I guarantee a plastering job against a popped screw, s**t happens buildings move expand contract, heavy bastards jumping around upstairs, tell them to fill it , f**k**g pain in the arse customer to expect you to come back for that after 4 years and 50miles a f**k**g joke