Golden formula to plastering!

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Have you read some of the quotes :D :D

Heres my favourites:



1) YOU CAN NOT GO WRONG: It doesn't matter even if you are crap at DIY.
:D


2) THE GOLDEN FORMULA: NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY DIY BOOK.
Our Golden 6-step Formula is the next best thing to a brain-transplant with a professional plasterer.
Hmmmmm ???


3) Some people take years to learn this, we'll teach you in minutes and you'll do it right from day one!
Ok then :-\


4) "The best thing about the course is that you just have to follow their steps in the formula and you get a great result. I did the hallway, stairs and landing which I'm told is not the easiest plastering job but everyone who's seen it says its as good as a professional job.
Are they blind?

5) The money you save you could afford to buy a full kit of plastering tools and enough materials to plaster a four bedroom house top to bottom!
Yeah & they'll be on ebay in 2 weeks ;)


6) Luckily for you we show you exactly how to get excellent results within just a couple of hours of practice using our golden formula.
??? :-X


7) DID YOU KNOW THAT: YOU CAN LEARN TO PLASTER FROM SCRATCH IN LESS TIME THAN IT TAKES TO SAND DOWN A BAD PLASTERING JOB AND CLEAR AWAY THE DUST
??? ???

8 ) With our formula it's just simple "bish, bash, bosh" and you have a perfect, smooth wall up.
BULL5HIT :)



ABSOLUTE LOAD OF W4NK
::)
 
If you watch the preview video he pva's the plasterboard ???
Look how shiny the plasterboard ceiling is when he starts skimming :-\
 
FlashingBlade said:
steve cov said:
Bruce Willis said:
I rented it. but I only own a top loader video

Ferguson Videostar!!!

Now now Stephen us older gentlemen are used to our antique furinture & older versions of electrical equipment.
You see we don't have much time watching our Betamax videos whilst one is in the drawing room
wouldn't you agree Philip old chap ;)


Steven. not Stephen :)
 
FlashingBlade said:
madmonk said:
leave him alone hes a top spread lol

Who oasis :D

ah we have another joker good to see.. now were has that i.p ban button garn... ...............................................................................ah here it it..
 
Ive just watched the 1 min edit, " cover everything up plaster gets everywhere" thats good advice :D

He is also polishing a wall (plasterboard) thats just about set! I,d be packed up and gone. :-\
 
No mate Paul whitehouse was a spread not Harry Enfield
well thats what I was told by err...someone ;)
 
flat boy skim said:
Nisus said:
No mate Paul whitehouse was a spread not Harry Enfield
well thats what I was told by err...someone ;)
look at 1.57 lol

Ha that's funny ;)
This video in the 80's actually made me wanna be a spread seeing all that money ::)
 
Bruce Willis said:
loadsa money ws supposed to be a spread wasnt he, but dont remember him ever talkin about it.


Paul Whitehouse was a plasterer and Charlie Higson was a decorator, Harry Enfield met them in his local
& said they were so funny he led them into comedy with him.
Harrys character loadsamoney was a plasterer but not harry ;)
 
The DVD may be shat lads and the fella may not have a clue but hes making money from it.

If he is a full time spread he has a nice little earner on the side even if it is a pile of crap.

Gotta admire that
 
windy said:
The DVD may be shat lads and the fella may not have a clue but hes making money from it.

If he is a full time spread he has a nice little earner on the side even if it is a pile of crap.

Gotta admire that
we dont do admire on here :P
 
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