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You can’t eat something then three hours later poo it out
That fish was still in your stomach
You shat the food you ate 35 hours before
You can’t eat what you like and expect decent shits

That is actually not true... If I eat onions I am in bits within an hour so... a fair few of you who have been out with me on TPF trips have witnessed this and the agony is incredible.

Took me 3 years to work out it was onion and even on a BG tour I ate a hashborwn and ended up having to spend a few hours in Pauls office asleep on the sofa.
 
Seems there's quite a few TPF members experiencing digestive issues.

crohns disease for me
 
The worst thing is getting stuck in traffic when you get an attack!! Not only got the arse bubbling away but you get the anxiety sweats. Horrible!! I’m getting scared to eat just about anything now.
 
But seeing as you couldn't even appreciate a robot monkey ...i don't hold out much hope for you.
Monkey Omg GIF by MOODMAN
 
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