Mike Harrison
Active Member
Getting my roof done this week.scaffolders just said to my 12 year old daughter is your kettle broke I normally look after people working on my house but just thought it's best not to at this time.cheeky f**k**s
Get the kettle on
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Stevieo
Royal Spin Doctor
Why? Is it actually broken?
Cockney
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Agree they definitely shouldn’t have said that to a 12 year old girl, but If you’re not making any tea because you feel uncomfortable doing so then maybe you should have just explained.
Mike Harrison
Active Member
No had no coffee or milk got some now
Mike Harrison
Active Member
Made them one now shouldn't have said that to daughter though.
Dansouthcoast84
Private Member
id be fuming if kettle wasnt on when we arrive...
call yourself a tradesman? pfffft.
call yourself a tradesman? pfffft.
Cockney
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Most scaffolders are thick lairy bastards.
Stevieo
Royal Spin Doctor
A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day, a gang of building workers turned up to start building on the plot.
The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers.
She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold, more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.
They even gave the child her very own hard hat and gloves, which thrilled her immensely.
At the end of the first week, the smiling builders presented her with a pay envelope - containing two pounds in 10p coins. The little girl took
her 'pay' home to her mother who suggested that they take the money to the bank the next day to open a savings account.
At the bank, the female cashier was tickled pink listening to the little girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact she had a 'pay packet'.
'You must have worked very hard to earn all this', said the cashier.
The little girl proudly replied, 'Yes, I worked every day with Steve and Wayne and Mike. We're building a big house.'
'My goodness gracious,' said the cashier, 'And will you be working on the house again next week?'
The child thought for a moment. Then she said seriously:
'I think so. Provided those wankers at Jewsons deliver the f**k**g bricks on time.'
I'm getting bored of Screwfix where's the backup,
They think you're a G** troll over there
superspread
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Things like this are the exact reason tradesman shouldn't be working.
You leave the cup for him, with your germs all over it, if you have Corona he now has it. He leaves it for you to pick back up, if he has Corona you now have it, and his germs will be on your door handles, kitchen etc etc
Cockney
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And splattered all over you’re karzie!
They’re a different breed. Remember the old joke ? “What do call a scaffolder without a girlfriend ? “ Homeless.
Pl plastering
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Right numptys are scafgolders,always need to be loudest on site,crooks and thugs the lot of em
My best mate runs a scaffolding firm. The looks we get when he rocks up with the ant hill mob on our render jobs as they all pile out of van is hilarious.
And that's coming from me!!!