Fook the system !!

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So they want a cashless society by Saying only using cards in the supermarket!!
Well let's go back to bartering and get rid of cash altogether!! Let's do it before they do it in 2021!! Spend your cash on gold and silver people!! This virus is going to ruin you!!
Dont fight amongst yourselves!!
Just go along the bartering system cus if you think about it that's all credit notes are!!
Beer tokens... Your labour is your cash..
 

Chris W

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So they want a cashless society by Saying only using cards in the supermarket!!
Well let's go back to bartering and get rid of cash altogether!! Let's do it before they do it in 2021!! Spend your cash on gold and silver people!! This virus is going to ruin you!!
Dont fight amongst yourselves!!
Just go along the bartering system cus if you think about it that's all credit notes are!!
Beer tokens... Your labour is your cash..
only problem with that is i dont fancy getting paid in lentils and a go on his minging missus :sick:
 

Chris W

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Don't ever do anything for a farmer then.
Id have been happy with half a ton of good topsoil this morning...
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full of stones clay n weeds this s**t is :rolleyes:
 

Smudger1

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A little girl was leaning into a lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, all under the eyes of her screaming parents.
A biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings the girl to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A reporter has watched the whole event.
The reporter, addressing the Harley rider says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and bravest thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.”
The Harley rider replies, "Why, it was nothing, really.
The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.”
The reporter says, "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living, and what political affiliation do you have?”
The biker replies "I'm a British Army veteran, a Conservative and I voted for Brexit”.
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
UK VETERAN ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT & STEALS HIS LUNCH.
And THAT pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days.
 

Simon85

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A little girl was leaning into a lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, all under the eyes of her screaming parents.
A biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings the girl to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A reporter has watched the whole event.
The reporter, addressing the Harley rider says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and bravest thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.”
The Harley rider replies, "Why, it was nothing, really.
The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.”
The reporter says, "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living, and what political affiliation do you have?”
The biker replies "I'm a British Army veteran, a Conservative and I voted for Brexit”.
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
UK VETERAN ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT & STEALS HIS LUNCH.
And THAT pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days.
Although a Decent analogy, pretty much all the papers I see bar the mirror suck the tories balls.
 
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