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[JessThePlasterer]

Been carving a koi carp in between roses... idle hands an all that! Gonna practice making 3 mould out of him since @flynnyman declined to loan us his lady parts!

 

[Djr]

Very nice .

 

[Fatarm]

That'll put flynny in his plaice.......
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[JessThePlasterer]

That'll put flynny in his plaice.......
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Yes he cod have sea breamed it coming really. Should've snappered up my offer when he haddocked the chance

 

[Fatarm]

Yes he cod have sea breamed it coming really. Should've snappered up my offer when he haddocked the chance

You've trawled up some good ones there jess
Did you do it on porpoise?......

 

[zolco]

 

[JessThePlasterer]

You've trawled up some good ones there jess
Did you do it on porpoise?......

Not at all I'm usually very koi about these fins. You know me, salmon s**t different day!

 

[Stevieo]

f**k's sake. I can't believe that I actually scrolled down to read all of this.

That's a swipe of my finger that I won't get back.

 

[ChrispyUK]

f**k's sake. I can't believe that I actually scrolled down to read all of this.

That's a swipe of my finger that I won't get back.

Fanny though!

 

[Mouldyoldspudgun]

f**k's sake. I can't believe that I actually scrolled down to read all of this.

That's a swipe of my finger that I won't get back.

Sounds like a court case to me winnable as well massive compensation I would say

 

[Stevieo]

Sounds like a court case to me winnable as well massive compensation I would say

There's only so many swipes a fella's finger has got in it. They're not for wasting.

 

[ChrispyUK]

There's only so many swipes a fella's finger has got in it. They're not for wasting.

Pussy!

 

[JessThePlasterer]

f**k's sake. I can't believe that I actually scrolled down to read all of this.

That's a swipe of my finger that I won't get back.

Oh stop carping on would ya!

 

[Stevieo]

Oh stop carping on would ya!

 

[JessThePlasterer]

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Total anchovy!

 

[Stevieo]

Total anchovy!

If you don't pack it in, I'll send you an angry PM.

I mean it!

 

[JessThePlasterer]

If you don't pack it in, I'll send you an angry PM.

I mean it!

Barracuda'ya not do that? I was solely basking shark in my koi sculpture. If you carry on and dont coolie loach down you'll find yourself all on your billfish.

 

[Stevieo]

Barracuda'ya not do that? I was solely basking shark in my koi sculpture. If you carry on and dont coolie loach down you'll find yourself all on your billfish.

 

[Stevieo]

 

[Danny]

The topic title and thread started madenme think i was going to be reading something else

 

[Fatarm]

Jess is having a whale of a time...she's old shoal.......

 

[JessThePlasterer]

The topic title and thread started madenme think i was going to be reading something else

Well if the forum owner carp keep his mind out of the gutter there's no hope for anyone else!

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Jess is having a whale of a time...she's old shoal.......

Old shoal indeed chuh! I'm a mere codling!

FYI there is a fish called a Dab, the plasterers fish aaaaye! And hilariously a fish called Delta Smelt which really highlighted my maturity level!

 

[Danny]

Best thread of 2018

 

[malc]

Been carving a koi carp in between roses... idle hands an all that! Gonna practice making 3 mould out of him since @flynnyman declined to loan us his lady parts!

jess, this is my koi,
carved out of marble in Indonesia. this took 89 days to sculpt.

 

[Danny]

jess, this is my koi,
carved out of marble in Indonesia. this took 89 days to sculpt.

Oh my

 

[JessThePlasterer]

jess, this is my koi,
carved out of marble in Indonesia. this took 89 days to sculpt.

That's amazing! Mine took two days but given 89 I doubt I could do that!

 

[Stevieo]

That's amazing! Mine took two days but given 89 I doubt I could do that!

I bought a dreamcatcher in Canada. The I****n (Basically a big red pikey) swore that it was a real one and he had to charge so much for it because he had to make it specially for me and dance around it for a week non-stop.

I'd have told him to get on his bike, but the mrs wouldn't have accepted a cuddly one.

Fcukin gruesome looking thing it was - looked a bit like this.