JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
It’s been thirteen years of hard graft. Grim and gruelling. There were times I felt like giving up.
Times I have questioned my own sanity. I’ve had dark thoughts like, “why Thor didn’t I choose a career as a supermodel?”
But I kept going. Pushed forward through muck and ceiling dust and pissing in buckets and I swear if I injure myself one more time today I’m going to run over the first bellend looking bloke on my way home!!! kind of moments……
But today, TODAY, I can finally say I MADE IT!!!!
For today I purchased Blaklader womens workwear which we all know is the trade equivalent of purchasing Gucci or some s**t!
This time next year I could be spreading Manuka honey on my toast!!!!!
So I’m cracking open a tinny and basking in my glory!

Times I have questioned my own sanity. I’ve had dark thoughts like, “why Thor didn’t I choose a career as a supermodel?”
But I kept going. Pushed forward through muck and ceiling dust and pissing in buckets and I swear if I injure myself one more time today I’m going to run over the first bellend looking bloke on my way home!!! kind of moments……
But today, TODAY, I can finally say I MADE IT!!!!
For today I purchased Blaklader womens workwear which we all know is the trade equivalent of purchasing Gucci or some s**t!
This time next year I could be spreading Manuka honey on my toast!!!!!
So I’m cracking open a tinny and basking in my glory!
