Dilemma

[Topspread16]

I've just glued joiners boots to the floor, do i screw them to? Don't want them wandering off anywhere!

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[Builderboi]

Why's he taken them off for the c**t

 

[Topspread16]

Up and down in his trainers because his contracts manager is on hol. He wont be putting them back on in a rush anyway.


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[Hawk&Trowel]

Up and down in his trainers because his contracts manager is on hol. He wont be putting them back on in a rush anyway.


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lol brilliant definitely need a few screws

 

[duke163]

My mate kept asking me all day when I was going skiing ? It wasn't until I the end of the day I found my desert boots filled with drywall adhesive and stuck to plasterboard skis leaning against the van ! Maybe I shouldn't have screwed his fags to the highest ceiling before the scaffold came down .

 

[Topspread16]

I've left the job now, all done. Had no phone call yet so he mustn't of gone for them. I mitre mated another joiners riggers to the roof in his thinking they'd pull off, he had to take a crow bar to them after a week of them hanging like a bat at his back doors in his little escort van. That was some years ago. Love this kind of stuff, keeps me sane after years of staring at walls.


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[Dropsalot]

Hilti gun them to the oversite.......it's the correct way.

 

[scottie5]

I filled the dryliners hard hat with bonding.
Cunnt retaliated by pumping a full strip of collated screws through the tounges of my air maxes and screwing them to the ceiling.
That makes it 1-1 at the minute it's game on now .

 

[Topspread16]

I filled the dryliners hard hat with bonding.
Cunnt retaliated by pumping a full strip of collated screws through the tounges of my air maxes and screwing them to the ceiling.
That makes it 1-1 at the minute it's game on now .

Crack an egg in his brew, it cooks it and sits at the bottom of the cup. Tell him it's jizz when he's had a gob full. Works a treat


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[scottie5]

Sweet thats a good one .
Although he's ginger so I expect he's no stranger to a mouth full of jizz.

 

[Dropsalot]

Fish oil. Available at any supermarket.
A drop or two on any item of apparel, gives a subtle whiff that lasts and lasts......another drop or two on the engine casing of his van will make every journey like a day out at billingsgate....