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He's welcome to it, you bloody southerners :D

I'm not a Southerner, I'm a Midlander. Unlike you, bloody Northern Gypo!

You moved into the new place yet?
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Erm.....I live in the West Midlands, you know that place in the Midlands to the west a bit :rolleyes:

No you don't, you live up North. Don't take any notice of the county name, it means bugger all. Coventry's in the county of West Midlands, but if you look at the map you'll see that it's South and East of Birmingham. It's also South of Nuneaton which is in Warwickshire.

All of which proves that you're a Northerner, but if you want more evidence; what do you call a bacon batch? :whistle:
 

uni-king

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No you don't, you live up North. Don't take any notice of the county name, it means bugger all. Coventry's in the county of West Midlands, but if you look at the map you'll see that it's South and East of Birmingham. It's also South of Nuneaton which is in Warwickshire.

All of which proves that you're a Northerner, but if you want more evidence; what do you call a bacon batch? :whistle:
Bacon butty
 
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Lol wat the fucks a batch?

It's what civilised people have their pork luncheon meat in. :LOL:

Batch, a batch loaf. Also known as a cob because it looks like a cobble stone, or a bap because Northerners can't say batch as it's a long word. :)
 

Nisus

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No you don't, you live up North. Don't take any notice of the county name, it means bugger all. Coventry's in the county of West Midlands, but if you look at the map you'll see that it's South and East of Birmingham. It's also South of Nuneaton which is in Warwickshire.

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Nisus

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All of which proves that you're a Northerner, but if you want more evidence; what do you call a bacon batch? :whistle:

I dunno what you mean :rolleyes:
But I call a bacon bap a bacon bap. unless it's crusty then its a cob nice with cheese & onion & a pint or 6 of real ale (y)
But I rarely buy a bacon bap it's usually a bacon sarnie with egg & mushrooms.
 

uni-king

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Few years bk I went to watch Leeds v villa at villa park as u can guess It was about 12 years ago as it was a premier league game anyway went to fish shop outside ground and said can I have a fish butty she looked at me like I was a alien..
 

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Bap - a tit
Barm - fook knows
Roll - what the dog does on the kitchen floor when it wants something
Tea cake - a breadcake with raisans in it
Batch (that's a new one) - like a batch number on bagged render
Cob - the action you do whilst throwing an egg or similar item at a window before running off shouting leggit
 

Nisus

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It is what it is wherever you live.
But all it is is just fecking bread.
Don't matter what shape it is or what it's called it goes in one hole & out the other. :burlas:
 
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It is what it is wherever you live.
But all it is is just fecking bread.
Don't matter what shape it is or what it's called it goes in one hole & out the other. :burlas:

Very true.

How is the diet going BTW? :whistle:
 

beddy

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It is what it is wherever you live.
But all it is is just fecking bread.
Don't matter what shape it is or what it's called it goes in one hole & out the other. :burlas:
except breadcake. That's f**k**g r******d. that's like calling a bicycle a horsewheel

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except breadcake. That's f**k**g r******d. that's like calling a bicycle a horsewheel

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Will you be spreading any skimdab onto wallceilings using your trowelspreader this week? :D
 
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