Dags on site ?

[Nisus]

Years ago i was on a site & this tiler his missus & his dog pulled up in an escort van i thought he'll get out then get his tools then she'll drive her & the Alsatian home.
Well she was a tiler too & the dog stayed in the van
So all day everyday him & his missus were tiling together then at lunchtime they'd have a bite to eat while walking the dog or just let him loose on the car park, 5hit/p155 in bushes etc ???
So they are all at work all day together so what the fcuk do they talk about at night?
Maybe they just shag ;D............ and maybe the dog probably joins in too :

Anyway what's the crack with taking dogs to work? I see loads of people do it :-\
Even a mate of mine does it sometimes smelly little mutt gets rite under ya feet
Ive had dogs in the past(not like that) but fcuk taking em to work!!

Look here not sure if it's their dogs or the customers dogs but they'd do my fcukin nut in workin round em


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maE1iZYfCVU&feature=youtube_gdata

;D

 

[Nisus]

By the way fcukin slow ain't they ;D

 

[flat boy skim]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypxT-txN5bE what is the crack with this c.u.n.t

 

[flat boy skim]

sorry mate 4 changing the subject,i take my dag to work but he stayes in the van all day, smelly things

 

[kebab king]

So the guy in the Escort had 2 dogs then.

 

[flat boy skim]

So the guy in the Escort had 2 dogs then.

no she was an escort

 

[PhilPlaster]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypxT-txN5bE what is the crack with this c.u.n.t

Hes a proper b*llend. Tool.

 

[kebab king]

Well at least he had something to Focus on.Lol

 

[PhilPlaster]

Id love to get a dog but dont wanna leave it at home all day but wouldnt leave it in a van all day either. Also I couldnt see customers lettin you take a dog into the house so ???

 

[flat boy skim]

Id love to get a dog but dont wanna leave it at home all day but wouldnt leave it in a van all day either. Also I couldnt see customers lettin you take a dog into the house so ???

i no what u mean m8 there a tie

 

[PhilPlaster]

Do you leave it in the cab or the back? I know a few fellas that take theirs in the van.

 

[kebab king]

Its good havingh a dog, they are always keen to lick your sweaty b*ll***s, unlike the missess.

 

[PhilPlaster]

im sold, well gettin one ;D

 

[Nisus]

Hmmm think i might get one too then if they lick your sweaty ball sack ;D
Cats tongues hurt like fcuk :'( errr... thats what I've been told like ;D

 

[kebab king]

Your right, a bit rough mate.Oops.

 

[irish_spread]

perriwinkle blue ;D

 

[Nisus]

perriwinkle blue ;D

That's a different caravan?
Different fcuckin fight ;D

 

[Nisus]

So the guy in the Escort had 2 dogs then.

Yeah she was a dog!
Bet he had fun at night, 2 dogs in bed 8)

 

[kebab king]

The good thing about tonking a dog is there always gratefull, cos nobodys been in there for a while.

 

[Nisus]

I'll try anything once, but I was bum raped by a sheep dog when i was 12
fcuckin pink lipstick straight up me rusty teatowel holder
Don't like dags anymore :'( :'(

 

[plaster man]

Years ago i was on a site & this tiler his missus & his dog pulled up in an escort van i thought he'll get out then get his tools then she'll drive her & the Alsatian home.
Well she was a tiler too & the dog stayed in the van
So all day everyday him & his missus were tiling together then at lunchtime they'd have a bite to eat while walking the dog or just let him loose on the car park, 5hit/p155 in bushes etc ???
So they are all at work all day together so what the fcuk do they talk about at night?
Maybe they just shag ;D............ and maybe the dog probably joins in too :

Anyway what's the crack with taking dogs to work? I see loads of people do it :-\
Even a mate of mine does it sometimes smelly little mutt gets rite under ya feet
Ive had dogs in the past(not like that) but fcuk taking em to work!!

Look here not sure if it's their dogs or the customers dogs but they'd do my fcukin nut in workin round em


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maE1iZYfCVU&feature=youtube_gdata

;D

thats a dark hole there working in the hoddey gang i knew a roofer who use to bring his dog to work which is fine by me but dog had the run of the site he use to get in every ones face and at lunch he be begging off every one so some of the guys got pissed off so one day a couple off houres before hometime the fed the dog some laxative choclote man he made some mess in the roofers van going home i heard i think he got the sake for that did not see around the site anymore

 

[Nisus]

 

[tex it all]

when i started on me own one of me first sites was at arkley?nr barnet took me missis to fine sand cornice joints once in the mid 80s .never again room was full of groundworkers in bout 10 mins. took her on a private job to scrape of wallpaper but ended up shaggin all day ;Dhappy dayz now i just have to make do with me baldy mate

 

[PhilPlaster]

when i started on me own one of me first sites was at arkley?nr barnet took me missis to fine sand cornice joints once in the mid 80s .never again room was full of groundworkers in bout 10 mins. took her on a private job to scrape of wallpaper but ended up shaggin all day ;Dhappy dayz now i just have to make do with me baldy mate

Not the same sh*ggin yer mate though is it ;D

 

[tex it all]

yeah i just stick a wig on im . ;D

 

[Chris W]

never take yer missus on site...
they end up spending all their wages on ikea furniture and you STILL have to buy there f;ckin beer!

 

[tex it all]

i didnt pay her nothing back then ,just a sarnie and a some tea out me flask........fook me i have paid for them couple of days work for the last 20 odd years :'(