Had to share this, still laughing my c*ck off at the guys cheek. Phone rings today and some arrogant t**t says he got my number from a friend who I had done some work for. Said it was a 18sq meter artex ceiling that needed pva then skim (his words not mine) he then proceeded to tell me how he wanted this done which I can only assume he’s read of a really s**t diy book. Then to top it off the knob says “ Ive worked it out and £80 should cover it” at this point I couldn’t control my laughter and told this guy he was wasting my time and I suggest he go find someone else wanting to get mugged off. Half hour later he calls back offering £100. He is now blocked. Anyone else had similar?