Code “brown” in a customers house

[Zippydragon]

Awful situation this week.
On job and customer gone out. I come down with the dreaded lurgy and mid set have to get out of stilts quicker than Forrest Gump and sprint to their toilet. Well one thing leads to another and a short time later I emerge to find the customer waiting outside the door. I don’t know what was worse, chasing my ceiling like f**k after or the embarrassing look from the customer who had been listening to the whole thing

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Lol!

 

[Zippydragon]

Lol!

It ws a career low

 

[JessThePlasterer]

It ws a career low

Wouldn’t worry, I once had a conversation with an electrician whilst holding a bag of s**t.

These things happen

 

[The Hobo]

Awful situation this week.
On job and customer gone out. I come down with the dreaded lurgy and mid set have to get out of stilts quicker than Forrest Gump and sprint to their toilet. Well one thing leads to another and a short time later I emerge to find the customer waiting outside the door. I don’t know what was worse, chasing my ceiling like f**k after or the embarrassing look from the customer who had been listening to the whole thing

s**t!

 

[Cockney]

Awful situation this week.
On job and customer gone out. I come down with the dreaded lurgy and mid set have to get out of stilts quicker than Forrest Gump and sprint to their toilet. Well one thing leads to another and a short time later I emerge to find the customer waiting outside the door. I don’t know what was worse, chasing my ceiling like f**k after or the embarrassing look from the customer who had been listening to the whole thing

Lol. That’ll teach ya to have a ruby on a school night!

 

[Dansouthcoast84]

isnt anyone wondering why on earth a customer.would stand.outside a toilet door anyway?

 

[Cockney]

Code brown... hahahahaha!! That’s a classic!
Made me chuckle that. Lol

 

[Zippydragon]

isnt anyone wondering why on earth a customer.would stand.outside a toilet door anyway?

It was very awkward, one of those people who loves eye contact too which just added to the awkward ambience combined with the smell of shitledash

 

[JessThePlasterer]

It was very awkward, one of those people who loves eye contact too which just added to the awkward ambience combined with the smell of shitledash

Eye contact whilst having a s**t?!

My niece used to do that when she was about one! If you broke the stare you’d throw her off!

 

[lurpak]

You can see the disgust in their eyes can’t you? You go from the ‘black art’ gifted plasterer to the shitting plasterer in a heartbeat

 

[Danny]

All been there... I have had such an episode at BG headquarters... some of you may remember that