Bye bye plastering, got a new job!

Nisus

Elite Member
#1
No more plastering for me hanging up my trowels, just got a new job, gonna miss you all :cry:
 

raggles

Private Member
#6
nee body can see me with folk all !!
So dose you're new job involve a ride on lawn mower aswell :inocente:
 

essexandy

Private Member
#14
f**k**g good riddance, I'm fed up feeling so inferior to your heritage plastering skills and knowledge.
This will put @imago and @Lodan back onto a level playing field.
 

Lodan

Well-Known Member
#15
f**k**g good riddance, I'm fed up feeling so inferior to your heritage plastering skills and knowledge.
This will put @imago and @Lodan back onto a level playing field.
:rolleyes::rolleyes: that hurt my feelings Andy I'm sure this is internet bullying. Gonna set up a victims of tpf support group with M***m*n
 

Nisus

Elite Member
#18
Only joking I've got a new job working in banks, got my new uniform yesterday (y)










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And if it doesn't work out I'm going to be a prison cell inspector, it's a 24hr job, food and accommodation provided (y)

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essexandy

Private Member
#20
:rolleyes::rolleyes: that hurt my feelings Andy I'm sure this is internet bullying. Gonna set up a victims of tpf support group with M***m*n
I was actually bigging you up mate, saying that the only difference between you and imago is nisus. Or are you upset to be compared to a chancer like him? Qualifications pfft.
 

Vincey

Private Member
#21
In a bank

Most plasterers can’t even count to ten
Never mind write anything
 

imago

Private Member
#22
Most plasterers can’t even count to ten
Never mind write anything
They seem to do well enough with a tape measure.

"How much will it be to skim this bathroom and box room?"
"I'll just measure up. :envidioso "
Comes back 10 minutes later.
"Well the box room is 32 square metres, and the bathroom is 85 square metres. So that's 175 in total, at £12 per square metre gives us £3,402:96 + VAT, travel allowance, and sundries. Call it an even £5,000."
 

Nisus

Elite Member
#23
They seem to do well enough with a tape measure.

"How much will it be to skim this bathroom and box room?"
"I'll just measure up. :envidioso "
Comes back 10 minutes later.
"Well the box room is 32 square metres, and the bathroom is 85 square metres. So that's 175 in total, at £12 per square metre gives us £3,402:96 + VAT, travel allowance, and sundries. Call it an even £5,000."
:eek: You been getting quotes off them cheap pi55heads out the pub again? :cry:
 

Nisus

Elite Member
#24
I was actually bigging you up mate, saying that the only difference between you and imago is nisus. Or are you upset to be compared to a chancer like him? Qualifications pfft.
Oi! Who you calling a chancer? Get your facts right mate!!!! I'm a heritage chancer :sisi:

Unless your on about that un qualified baddie heritage chancer builder @imago :D
 

essexandy

Private Member
#29
Oi! Who you calling a chancer? Get your facts right mate!!!! I'm a heritage chancer :sisi:

Unless your on about that un qualified baddie heritage chancer builder @imago :D
I would never call the only plaisterer that I look up to a chancer mate.