Binning off that introduce yourself banner. Purchased a crack den and I'm too cheap to pay you (skint)

[Thickslick]

Pretty much says it all.

Making this post to bin off the notification.

Purchased my first house and as per 2021 prices all I could afford is a crack den. Had cladding on every surface and sins lurked beneath.

I've now got about 50p to my name so have decided to watch a ten min YouTube video and think "I can do that" with Stella in hand.

It's going ok all things considered but know this is an art form and won't ever have s**t on you guys. Here to soak up as much as I can and hope to be 10% as good as this bunch.

No need to tell me I'm a s**t head, I know.

Plastering as good as my other halfs pour. SHITE

 

[Stewie03]

@algeeman what a piss take of a beer more froth than a Starbucks coffe

 

[ChrispyUK]

If you got a few quid spare, then you could do no worse than subscribing to the Chrispy house Diary. I break it down into easy manageable bite size pieces.

You’ll be a chancer in no time

Here’s a recommendation...

‘if I had my time again, I would subscribe to the Chrispy house diary. Chrispy breaks it down into easy manageable bite size pieces and I’d have been a chancer in no time’
Essex Andy - Essex

 

[paulf]

If you got a few quid spare, then you could do no worse than subscribing to the Chrispy house Diary. I break it down into easy manageable bite size pieces.

You’ll be a chancer in no time

Here’s a recommendation...

‘if I had my time again, I would subscribe to the Chrispy house diary. Chrispy breaks it down into easy manageable bite size pieces and I’d have been a chancer a lot sooner’
Essex Andy - Essex

Beware ChrispyHD Ltd, has the worst customer satisfaction in the sector.
Don't be surprised if you call the support line and your called a bellend by one of their phone monkeys.

 

[Monkey Boy]

Don't be surprised if you call the support line and your called a bellend by one of their phone monkeys.

 

[stuart23]

Beware ChrispyHD Ltd, has the worst customer satisfaction in the sector.
Don't be surprised if you call the support line and your called a bellend by one of their phone monkeys.

Also kids on he has a wife

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Welcome along!

my advice would be to rival @ChrispyUK ’s house diary with one of your own!

I mean there’s nowt on telly and the intense drama of doing up your first house is worth a watch! the tantrums! The blood! The trips to hospital! ….. that was my experience with my first gaff anyway!

my other half cut his thumb off one day and electrocuted himself the next….. oh how we laughed!

 

[Thickslick]

Beware ChrispyHD Ltd, has the worst customer satisfaction in the sector.
Don't be surprised if you call the support line and your called a bellend by one of their phone monkeys.

But they wouldn't be wrong

 

[zombie]

Welcome along!

my advice would be to rival @ChrispyUK ’s house diary with one of your own!

I mean there’s nowt on telly and the intense drama of doing up your first house is worth a watch! the tantrums! The blood! The trips to hospital! ….. that was my experience with my first gaff anyway!

my other half cut his thumb off one day and electrocuted himself the next….. oh how we laughed!

Things he did to try escape from that basement...

 

[smoother09]

Just by the thread title I like you already! U will fit in well
Welcome along.

 

[ChrispyUK]

Also kids on he has a wife

 

[Smudger1]

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Things he did to try escape from that basement...

He learnt mwah ha ha

 

[MakeItSmooth]

my other half cut his thumb off one day

Well, that's not quite how it happened, is it, Jess?

Word on the grapevine was he got it caught in the dungeon glory hole and you refused to set him free

 

[The Hobo]

Pretty much says it all.

Making this post to bin off the notification.

Purchased my first house and as per 2021 prices all I could afford is a crack den. Had cladding on every surface and sins lurked beneath.

I've now got about 50p to my name so have decided to watch a ten min YouTube video and think "I can do that" with Stella in hand.

It's going ok all things considered but know this is an art form and won't ever have s**t on you guys. Here to soak up as much as I can and hope to be 10% as good as this bunch.

No need to tell me I'm a s**t head, I know.

Plastering as good as my other halfs pour. SHITE

Welcome along!

my advice would be to rival @ChrispyUK ’s house diary with one of your own!

I mean there’s nowt on telly and the intense drama of doing up your first house is worth a watch! the tantrums! The blood! The trips to hospital! ….. that was my experience with my first gaff anyway!

my other half cut his thumb off one day and electrocuted himself the next….. oh how we laughed!

had a mate shop joiner screamed to another joiner ive cut my fukin finger off he shot over and said let me look and replied no your lucky its not your fukin finger its the one next to it lol