Advice

[John j]

Not sure if its heat or me but my skim looks like this when dried . Its flat but want professional opinion

 

[stuart23]

Easyfill

 

[smoother09]

Decorator will get that

 

[John j]

Decorator will get that

But its flat and feels faultless

 

[smoother09]

But its flat and feels faultless

Exactly decorator will get that!

 

[MakeItSmooth]

What's the substrate?

Board?

 

[John j]

What's the substrate?

Board?

Yeah

 

[zombie]

Not sure if its heat or me but my skim looks like this when dried . Its flat but want professional opinionView attachment 53612View attachment 53613

Mine always looks shite dry for last few years its defo the skim thats changed

 

[smoother09]

Have you tried holding your trowel with your left hand and reciting setanical verses

 

[John j]

Have you tried holding your trowel with your left hand and reciting setanical verses

I m left handed but skim with my right

 

[zombie]

I m left handed but skim with my right

That might be yer problem

 

[smoother09]

I m left handed but skim with my right

Well that’s weird but I wank with my right and plaster with my left so I understand your pain!

 

[John j]

That might be yer problem

Crazy . Write with my left but plaster n play sports with my right

 

[Cockney]

I m left handed but skim with my right

What hand do you wipe your arse with?
Asking for @beader

 

[John j]

What hand do you wipe your arse with?
Asking for @beader

I use toilet paper .





Wont get me with that I.m not 5

 

[smoother09]

Crazy . Write with my left but plaster n play sports with my right

What sports?

 

[Cockney]

I use toilet paper .





Wont get me with that I.m not 5

Not as slow as you look then.

 

[smoother09]

Knitting’s not a sport! Well maybe in Scotland

 

[John j]

What sports?

Used to play

 

[paulf]

Decorator will get that

It'll be on the decorators forum, bet they're having a right laugh.

 

[algeeman]

Not sure if its heat or me but my skim looks like this when dried . Its flat but want professional opinionView attachment 53612View attachment 53613

cool as f**k mate
looks good too me xx

 

[paulf]

I m left handed but skim with my right

Thank f**k you don't have two cocks, you'd die of confusion.

 

[Cockney]

Do you dry trowel your work at the end @John j

 

[John j]

Thank f**k you don't have two cocks, you'd die of confusion.

Or happy

 

[John j]

Do you dry trowel your work at the end @John j

Depends . Some times . I f**k*d my nella carbon of today and used permashape but ran brush on wall rather then just flicking water and was sweet as .

 

[smoother09]

Mix emulsion in with mix they’ll never know Johnny!

 

[John j]

Mix emulsion in with mix they’ll never know Johnny!

What colour

 

[Cockney]

Depends . Some times . I f**k*d my nella carbon of today and used permashape but ran brush on wall rather then just flicking water and was sweet as .

The 2nd pic of the lid looks like it was troweled up too early hence all the fat geez.

 

[smoother09]

What colour

Autumn sunrise

 

[paulf]

Or happy

It would be like a man grasping for straws on a loop.
Like this.

 

[S a plastering]

It will dry straight mate dont worry

 

[essexandy]

What sports?

d*m**o's
Bloody hell is that still censored?

 

[beader]

What hand do you wipe your arse with?
Asking for @beader

Just a heads up . I always use toilet paper ...........just putting that out there .

 

[Stewie03]

When i went on holiday in Greece stayed at a 5 star hotel they had one of them things in my bathroom where its sprays water up your arse to clean it cant remember what there called,i burnt my arse anyway i ran the warm tap for to long so started using it to spray my ballsacks because I found it funny

 

[John j]

When i went on holiday in Greece stayed at a 5 star hotel they had one of them things in my bathroom where its sprays water up your arse to clean it cant remember what there called,i burnt my arse anyway i ran the warm tap for to long so started using it to spray my ballsacks because I found it funny

Call em sinks