50/50 split

algeeman

algeeman

It’s A Boy
Anyone work near a bank.
Il Rob the fuucker and jump on the trowel with you and you say I've been with you all day.

Plastering is shite.
 
It’s funny when you think about it £290,000 away down south buys you a cupboard space in Scotland it a 5 bedroom double garage house F*****g weird :wtf:
 
algeeman said:
Anyone work near a bank.
Il Rob the fuucker and jump on the trowel with you and you say I've been with you all day.

Plastering is shite.
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Once upon a time, there was a clever bank robber.

He advertised a brilliant paying job and told every applicant to meet him outside the bank wearing BLUE overalls and a white hard hat.

Then he went into the bank and robbed it, wearing blue overalls and a white hard hat, then he stepped outside and LO, he vanished into the multitude.

 
algeeman said:
Anyone work near a bank.
Il Rob the fuucker and jump on the trowel with you and you say I've been with you all day.

Plastering is shite.
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Mate you could rob three banks in a day, stroll back to site and with the obseen metreage you cover no one would doubt that you'd been there all day.
 
essexandy said:
f**k**g hell if 290k doesn't change your life for the better there's no hope mate.
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Yeah but you get 6 numbers once . I dont just want a bigger house or car if I win . I want a f**k**g house in 10 country's. 5 cars at each house and a big f**k**g boat
 
Stevieo said:
Once upon a time, there was a clever bank robber.

He advertised a brilliant paying job and told every applicant to meet him outside the bank wearing BLUE overalls and a white hard hat.

Then he went into the bank and robbed it, wearing blue overalls and a white hard hat, then he stepped outside and LO, he vanished into the multitude.

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Lol just watched that mate ....fuucking magic.
Silly mistake got him caught.
 
50/50 split
 
John j said:
Yeah but you get 6 numbers once . I dont just want a bigger house or car if I win . I want a f**k**g house in 10 country's. 5 cars at each house and a big f**k**g boat
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Well apparently greed is good, I don't get it personally.
 
algeeman said:
Anyone work near a bank.
Il Rob the fuucker and jump on the trowel with you and you say I've been with you all day.

Plastering is shite.
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I knew a few lads who had similar business models in the early 80's. One in particular ended up under a bus while evading the boys in blue on a high powered bike. He never rode a bike again well tbh he never did anything again ever!
 
raggles said:
I knew a few lads who had similar business models in the early 80's. One in particular ended up under a bus while evading the boys in blue on a high powered bike. He never rode a bike again well tbh he never did anything again ever!
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I could do with a few weeks in prison for a good night's kip :birra::birra:
 
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