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The only lime you've been near is in the top of a bottle of corona. Ha ha

No your the best turdy by a country mile and a tub of grit . MR mechanical key . DOMESTIC FUKWIT

You've never used a straight edge in your life you bullshitter ha ha

Yes OK now scurry along turdy there's a few skips want filling and an urgent b n q visit needed for you with that big bag of bonding with your name written all over . Ya splodging domestic bum hole

I think you live in very strange world turdy. Paymasters?? It's not an Albanian brothel it's just a plastering firm I've told you before I don't entertain young dickheads with bits of toy firms sonny

Hilarious BELLEND

P n s keeping you busy still Chris??

Could be worse though could involve pva dust sheets moving furniture and ignorant fat lazy housewives never brewing up . Now that would be shite

I love it . Can't wait to get up and at it tomorrow its all I live for boards dab skim scrim beads adhesive. I dream about it its amazing NOT

No not all its all in jest Walter xx

Why what did you go shool on a leah jet with all your £££ ha ha never been on a bus my arse Walter

You should get a HOMO Briefcase like @000 to store you spare syrups in .

Stirring pva . Wtf do you think I'm doing with it you jock WHOPPER I'm dabbing FFS

You ever tried carring an 8ft straight edge and a mega mixer on a bus .DICKHEAD

Ha ha what did he build 2 houses a year I'm on about housing estates and new colleges and offices. Not a one off bungalow in the sticks

Doesn't work like that on site . No one gives a fuk and no ones got a clue . It's a free for all the site managers are bits of college kids and the only tool they've held is in the pants

Get an edge over bead . Laser it to frame fix with tek screws . Slot the taper of the board in . Dab the steel . BOSH

Not Rearly average day . 12 bells Friday 4 n half days no aggro no general public no vape smoking bearded fuk wits in b nq . Best of all no silly trousers with 500 pockets with fuk all In

It's 7 till 3 the latest sunshine ☀

No van . What world you living in . We're subbies ha ha . And after 36 years yes the novelty has well and truly worn off . You've never done sites so how the fook would you now

Yes nowt like a good one coat sponge Bob turdy . Now there's a good lad scurry down to wickes with all the other toy town domestic fuk wits

I prefer riding mtbs and middle aged women. Not briefcases and polish ha ha

Don't think that'll take place Walter Baby

Don't let @clone of lurpak here that he'll put the grit police on you . Oooh that could get ugly that could

Who on earth buys a briefcase for trowels ha ha . Mine all get slung in a shitty bucket hoping someone steals them so I don't have to use em

My dabbing gear gets hit with an estwing hammer drum trowel whisk the fooking lot .slug on the deck then I wash my levels and get my foot down home till tomorrow's fun

Yes I'd of thrown them dabs on that with a catapult as lo g as it's solid I don't think anyone would give a fook .

VERY HOMO

Why would I want to discuss that pile of domestic shite . Now you be a good lad and jog on and clean that homo tool box monstrosity you've bought

And you'll always be a time served skip filler

Your still a BELLEND X

Fuk me wondered how long it was before the domestic king bored us all with his site slag drivel . BELLEND

All grits will cause that Ha ha

Yes it's good stuff the bg grit but it's a bit pricey like bostics

You don't get much coverage with that stuff for the £££

Blue / green grit

Fook knows then looks like you can see the outline of the block work to me . Someone on here will know pal . Used to see that on s/c jobs years ago

Mortor in blocks still piss wet through

OK Brudda

Go where ?

Definitely

Yes or wattle and daubing some Kenyan mud hut . When we work in Kenya we have our own special Aberdeen Angus cow s**t flown over we're that great . Ha ha you daft old badger

6 most days . More than enough I'm 51 . I mainly dab n tack though and a bit of metal fix

Domestics are OK if the houses are either empty or rooms are cleared properly . I found when I did them for a very short stint it was very rare .plus 90% of the general public are ignorant fookers them you've gotta chase your ££ . NO THANKS

Not rearly moneys on the walls by 2 then home every day just a quick floor scrape and adios

Yes every day mix up at 7 site work

Its the block behind the backing coat . Cinder block it's called

Fukin disgrace the countries fooked glad I'm not 20 again it's a shitehole

There fashion accessories for domestic dildos ha ha

Definitely my tools are slung in a builders bucket and I dread seeing the fukers till the next day . Nearly as G** as snickers pants and vapes that is . Oh and designer beards and French bulldogs . Ha ha pussies