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Hmm maybe

I shall bring my famous potato salad.

Nah, him along with a few of others actually seem sound.

Where's my smooch?

I'm your old lady. Give me a smooch, honey

Nah. I'm gonna be a regular here now. Made a lot of great friends. Might even start a discord server where I'll teach some of you to how to read and write to a semi-decent standard.

Exactly that. Wasn't expecting perfection at all. You saw how bad the walls were prior. A pro would've probably taken it all back to brick or used plasterboard. I just wanted to give it a go myself.

No point uploading them, as the silly trolls on here will say it's a bad job. I'm happy with the 2 walls I've done so far. Looks so much better. Glad I didn't waste money hiring a "professional".

You're* Definitely a bottomsetter

Only need average bait when you're reeling in mongs ‍♂️

Gimme a kiss

Oh dear

You're* Everywhere* You* Absolute mouth breather this one, lads

Hope that wasn't you who did that ceiling in your avatar, coz it looks shocking. More stripes than a zebra.

Imagine calling someone a "bumder" in 2020 lmaooo. I used to call people that ... when I was like 15 you, actual sap.

Lmaooo. You need like 3 tools and 3 braincells to plaster. If you can spread butter on toast, you can plaster. A monkey could do it.

Stupid morons are rife in this forum. Just skimmed my wall, lads. May bless you with pics later.

I'm a philosopher, a thinker, a writer, a mathematician, a scholar, a worker, a lover, a humanitarian, but above all, I'm a man.

0/10 on that one, mate.

Not everyone is as thick as plasterers are. Not try ,though. 10/10 for effort.

Potato

Aw bless ya

Why would I show pics of an undercoat, you moron? I'll wait till it's been skimmed.

I've been applying my bonding coat for 3 days in an awkward, cramped kitchen. No aches or pains. Nothing to it. Overhyped.

Do I need to do anymore? Lol Soft lad

Cringe...

Ohh you're hard lmaooo

No, you.

Heinz. Only the best will do.

It was papered over so the damp and shoddy wall was hidden until I stripped it all. Pretty sure the damp was caused by the overflow tank which has now been removed. Too late. Already bonded.

But for real, no plasterer has ever obtained 10 houses solely from plastering. You're like Jay from The Inbetweener: To stupid to tell a sensible lie, so you just spout impossible, exaggerated nonsense.

Just from plastering? It must have taken a lot poor, old ladies for you to rip off to afford them. Nice.

God. This man really tried hyping up his NVQ and shocking GCSEs.

Yes, you can ask, but I won't answer. All I can say is my profession requires more intellect than just slapping up plaster all day. Enjoy RSD and arthritis, buddy.

I did very well in school. And college. And university (twice), but I'm also not afraid to get my hands a bit dirty and try a bit of plastering because it looks easy as piss.

I literally said that in my first post. Congratulations, detective Einstein. You've cracked it lmaooo

Also worth nothing that the tools I'm using are cheap and cheerful from Wickes or Homebase. None of this £50 on a Marshaltown/Nela shite. No snazzy flexi trowel. No cheating speedskim. Just me, my trowel and I.

"Gob on a stick", "boy with a man's head". Jeez. They're awful lmao. If you bothered to read above you would know this is my first time plastering, a shoddy old kitchen no less, so I am not expecting perfection. I'll post pics when done.

Nope. Not a wind up. Came here for genuine advice only for the majority of you braindead halfwits to reply with insults. Like I said, plastering is well known for being the easiest trade so I'm giving it a go myself. It's an old house so whatever my results it'll be an improvement and I would've...

Oh no. Another dotard who smears plaster on a wall all day everyday, like a silly monkey smearing faeces on his cage.

If you're going to call someone thick, maybe get your "yours" and "you'res" correct. Another BTEC simpleton who probably had knits at school.

Prime example of why no one like plasterers. #EasiestTrade Pipe down

Nah lol first time. Just watched some yt vids (mainly plastering for beginners). Deffo harder than it looks, just not willing to pay hundreds for a pro

Sooo i pretty much just ignored all your advice and have decided to have at it myself. Knocked off what I could, have just bonded it and will start the skim tomorrow. The reason I don't want to pay someone is because plasterers charge the earth. Obviously I couldn't fit a boiler or rewire a...

Hi everyone. Just looking for some advice. I'm looking to do some DIY in my kitchen. It's an old 1920s house that I'm guessing has been patched up over the years. I've just taken off the wallpaper and it's a lot worse than I thought. Mould and cracking at various layers. I've attached pics I...