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    Tapit on the news !!

    Okay. .. I've got to go now because I'm due back on planet earth
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    Tapit on the news !!

    You've lost me there.
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    Tapit on the news !!

    Is that a euphemism?
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    Boris in ICU

    You know what im doing right now,? Im playing the worlds smallest violin. What's grown up?
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    Boris in ICU

    Not on a ventilator, though. Wonder why that is?
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    Boris in ICU

    Bats. 5g. Mike Harrison. Makes no difference.The worlds f**k*d. If Boris does pull through he'll have some poll ratings. Just saying.
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    Boris in ICU

    Caused all of what?
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    Multi Finish

    Ignore him, Les. It's good to hear something not related to Covid.
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    Multi Finish

    Yeah, I agree. Probably be a while before I use it again though. Just watched Wolfe Creek today. Then went for a walk.
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    Naughty media - Coronavirus Covid19

    Publicity stunt. Cummings all over it. Don't like the boris, but if its true I hope he gets through it. Thatcher. ..maybe not
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    Naughty media - Coronavirus Covid19

    I didn't realise. Sorry. My sister came out as G** a few months ago. Her husband left her and now lives in a bedsit and works in asda. She's moved her lesbian lover in, who is twenty five years younger, and is now happy. Live and let live.
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    Scotland.

    He was asked about Branson getting a bailout and refused to answer. The question about visiting the second home was for the CMO for England. Your right, he just wound it up so she didn't have to answer. Must know something we don't. He always looks on edge, like he's like he's going to have a...
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    Naughty media - Coronavirus Covid19

    Think you need to brush up on your grammar. He's used G** as an adjective, describing the doctors, just like your example of black doctors, or like in white, priveledged male. He didn't use it as a noun, which might have caused offence, like in a pair of gays.
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    Naughty media - Coronavirus Covid19

    It does for me. He's describing a couple of G** doctors. If they were American he'd have said a pair of American doctors, or Chinese, Chinese doctors, etc. It's a good description.
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    Naughty media - Coronavirus Covid19

    Probably because they're G**.
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    Whos currently working???

    Its all on computer. Simple algorithm If it was the other way around and we owed them, you'd have already had your bill. But i still don't think we'll ever see a penny of it, if I'm honest. Hence kicking it into the long grass for three or four months.
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    Whos currently working???

    Why's it complex? Add up my.last 3 self assessment profits and then divide by 3. Then deduct 20 per cent and send me the rest. Simples
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    The big one’s coming

    He's gone, pal. Banged his head on some scaff last week. Went to A and E and tested for covid 19 :confused:
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    Everyone back to work ...

    Home Bargains and Bargain Booze are still open.
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    Everyone back to work ...

    Lol. Im on a bottle of red every night. Need to get grip ffs. Still up at 6 every morning though with nowhere to go. Will have to wind it in incase I get diabetes. Will start Monday.
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    Everyone back to work ...

    If you can keep working safely, god bless you. Think everyone else on here is sitting at home happy as larry that they're going to get a lump sum in a couple of months. They won't. Nobody has seen a penny yet. Just promises to calm everyone down. Will never happen. Things are changing by the...
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    Whos currently working???

    Too right. He'll be down the road when this is done. Clown. Jezza would have sorted this. @gps
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    Genuinley confused?????

    Are locksmiths considered key workers?
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    Fast forward .time travel

    That's right. This is meant to test us. There's a real and present danger that it could divide us rather than bring us together. Some are already shunning neighbours and the sick. We need to ensure that our closed doors don't lead to closed hearts. It is going to be tough but I think we'll pull...
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    Fast forward .time travel

    Not sure. I would like it to be true. I really would. But I think by the end of May we'll all be in complete lockdown. Troops on the streets. Stirrings of social unrest as people haven't received the monies promised by the government. Reports of people starving. It will begin in Italy and Spain...
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    Idiotic people

    $1000 on the spot fine in Oz. Up to 6 months in chokey.
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    Patches in skim

    Just paint it. Don't sweat the small stuff.
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    Patches in skim

    Wasn't sure.
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    Patches in skim

    Looks like grease or mildew. Did you do it?
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    Wills

    Not a nice topic to broach but you never know what's going to happen. Might be a time to write a will or update your will. Especially if you're not married. Your partner won't inherit anything unless you leave one. You can do it online...
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    How long before we're in trouble with money?

    It's just best to plan for the worse, but hope for the best. I think if we start seeing large scale civil unrest in Italy we should be worried here. I don't know what the answer is. Think America this week were even considering a new fiat currency called the digital dollar. Worrying times. But...
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    How long before we're in trouble with money?

    Money might not mean too much soon. There's social unrest in Italy at the moment. There's food shortages, and where there is food available, some are now left with no money to buy it. They've just announced 400 million worth of food-stamps are to be issued. Think that's why Trump had to pull...
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    Skimming hall and stairs and small bedroom results

    Just seems like the same photo over and over again from different angles?
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    Stay safe

    That's because he's a vacuous clown. The agenda is set by others. He is just the mouthpiece. Government advice is that it's still okay for us to go to work, though. Work carried out in people’s homes, for example by tradespeople carrying out repairs and maintenance, can continue, provided...
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    Rats

    Koalas. WTF. :mad:
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    Rats

    Get some Chinese in. A delicacy for them. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/horrifying-images-inside-live-animal-21357611.amp?__twitter_impression=true
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    The end of us !!

    https://www.davidicke.com/article/566677/nhs-nurse-people-dying-virus-simply-allowed-die-not-alone-profession-saying My sister works in the Royal Liverpool and says that's exactly whats happening there. And they have no masks or gloves or tests. And ironic as it is, half the gear they did have...
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    Clapping

    I was walking up to the offy at the time. Then everyone came out. Thought they were clapping me.
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    Genuinley confused?????

    Does make you think. https://www.davidicke.com/article/566422/real-19-march-2020-covid-19-no-longer-considered-high-consequence-infectious-diseases-hcid-uk-www-gov-uk
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    Genuinley confused?????

    Believe a few are back open tomorrow, after realising its a shutdown but in name only. Wickes, B and Q etc. My local merchant Beers open for click and collect or delivery, but not wondering round the yard. But HuwsGray shut. Be a load if recriminations after this is over, but they'll hang them...
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    Genuinley confused?????

    Manager at homebase said b and q closed today but reopening tomorrow with new hours and safety pecautions. Government had encouraged them to stay open so people could get stuff done at home. Its bananas. Thought he said only essential travel.
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    Genuinley confused?????

    Homebase open. Just been. They sell multi. Wickes TP shut.
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    Genuinley confused?????

    Why was the TV eating a curly whurley?
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    Genuinley confused?????

    He fisted them (y)
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    Genuinley confused?????

    Yeah, Hong Kong and Taiwan new outbreak. The second wave thats usually worse than the first. I mentioned this the other day and was told I was a doom merchant. Just trying to keep it real. Life aint going to be back to normal for quite a while. Trying to think which one exercise to do each day...
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    Genuinley confused?????

    Skim stop beads. Screwfix sell plazi ones but think they're shut. Resent paying fiver for them in wickes. Usually get them from chestnut but got the last 6 the other day. 6 3m lengths for 13 quid something.
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    Genuinley confused?????

    Im going down to wickes at seven. If hardware stores are open then it should be open. Or is a hardware store like open all hours? Wickes might be a superstore. Got a pallet of multi but need some arch beads ffs. Got peeps texting me can I still do their job. I don't know. Wish hed just pay us...
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    Genuinley confused?????

    Sums the c**t up. A speech to the nation of this magnitude and there's more questions than answers.
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    Genuinley confused?????

    Said only food shops and pharmacies. Dont think the merchants sell that.
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    Genuinley confused?????

    I'd go with Sturgeons interpretation. She would have been briefed beforehand what was going to be announced. He's just delivered it wrong because he's a bumbling f**k**g idiot
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