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Arrrrrgh sound advice maties!! Although pissing on yerself can cool the sting of an angry Jelly! Aaaaaarrrrrrrggghhhhh!!

Glandular fever is a cruel mistress, I caught that of a seagull.

.......plastered in a North Easterly wind? Advice? Aargh!

Caught a Sea bream today with my webered toes. Weather be....alright with this work although I was floating in a north easterly wind mind!

Nowt like salty wetness on your face!

Hearty thanks for the welcome cabin lads an lasses (though lasses are bad luck on ship but not on land)! Aye Danny there isn't a sea I haven't sailed or a bay, port or deck I haven't skimmed.

Alright Maties!! Been sailing past this site for many a moon now and thought I'd finally drop anchor! Been a plastering captain for many years past, the day seems like night and the night seems like day....... Originally from somewhere in the Baltic but I travel all over now steering a voyage...