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No takers it wasn't a straight jacket it was a works jacket outside the job centre. Taa daa

Struggling and struggling outside the job centre to get him into 1 of those jackets that a can't think the name of

Walking past the job centre when a ambulance pulled up struggled and tried to get this lad into 1 of those jackets

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2 lad's go into a bar,there are sitting for a while when they notice a smartly dressed professional man. Which was strange for that pub. 1 of the lads says he's an undercover cop, I'm going to ask so he walks over and says politely what do you do sir. I'm a professsor of logic, what's that...

Aye ya right there only got my family to answer too. Just venting a bit at the bullshit Mixy and mag having a pop at me. You couldn't make it up. What a pair of berks

You are a proper nob aren't you. With ya f**k**g snide 3 word answers you f**k**g re***d.

George what a breath of fresh air you are mate. Your love and enthusiasm for the job is infectious mate. Not too long ago was thinking of packing in. You know when work goes quiet or you've had really hard day and think f**k this s**t. There's always something that drags you back into it. Keep...

I know am a dreamer, but am not the only one

Was going to go the full hog and ask for a starbar. Would have been embarrassing

Can't believe that f**k**g builder, I said a crate of tizer and a sherbert dip.

Touching cloth as am writing this

Think a know what the watches are for, like most plasterers (me included) are obsessed with how quick the get the mix on. On some jobs don't dare go for a dump until lay in.

Am s**t at this mate beat is to punch extra cost worth it then

Using multi does it save much time.Otherwise like lads have said no point

Looks good mate but think a could get same results

Had many wall's where it Pull's in too quick in spot's and hangs in others, so do I PVA in different spot's of the wall or PVA the lot.

My wheelbarrow's the best machine a can push it all over the place and its only got 1flat tyre:bailando:

Cheers for that mate a was under the impression you had to spat then sponge before top coat. As a say used it on ft and thought it was spot on for a base but a found it a bit gluey and splitting if a messed on too much with it. Probably me trying to get it bang on too soon

Can you get hp12 rubbed up nice ready for thin coats or is there a more suitable k rend product mate used ft a few times with hp12 but I've done no thin coat

Don't piss down my back and tell is its raining

A wise man once said to me .You can polish a turd but at the end of the day it's still a turd.A think he might have been full of s**t

Must say a like your style pat have ya had good bank hol wkend sound like ya could be a bit hungover or is it me

Haha that doesn't surprise is mate, A take the lot back you were right in first place, Bring back the podgers all is for forgiven. f**k**g hate technology anyway

Exactly right mate,ya talk a lot of sense there worked on plenty of site's and the waste is ridiculous, what's the solution tho, lads working on new Build's working for button's dashing about compromising quality just to earn a crust.

:D The only thing your sticking is your fingers to the keyboard, And for float unless its got ice cream in front of it you don't want to know:D

Why ya on such a downer on different tools and methods of the game,what would ya rather do go back to mixing with a podger and killing your self,surely out that makes the job easier the better. Let's face it the jobs stressful enough

Think that made sense but had few so don't hold me to it

On all my jobs try to PVA the day b4,if not possible PVA the whole days work ya doing then by the time you get to the first areas PVA and its reacting then scrape f**k out of it and PVA some more pain in are but got to be done

No just don't get haircut a feel like am going above and beyond putting shoe covers on

If I were the customer and sum1 turned up in a whistle a would think,s**t am paying for a salesman on top of job so for my jobs I turn up like worzel gummage and to be honest get my fair share

It is mate, also known as walltex thought as much they are based in Wakefield, just wondered if any lads had used it got a job to do with the stuff

Cheers mate was that both walls fancy doing it my 2 girls rooms, like the idea of hanging TV onto it also

Looks quality mate what did you seal it with any how many bags, Cheers bud

Has any lads used renotex, just a few questions what's it like to apply coverage etc any tips would be appreciated, going over tyro

not sure if it is same stuff mate the 1 on vid looks ok but thought sum1 on here might have used them.

looked on youtube at these self adessive smart tiles has any1 used before

Cut the comedy lads you're both terrific salesmen have you got any experience of real life jobs when the pressure on. I work with a lad and if we can or lucky have a lab what would you say the best pump is for us honest opinion

Mines all lumps and bumps so put bit bonding coat on let it set then bit multi come up a treat

Am Pleased for ya mate artex has made me a few quid as well but its still horrible s**t tho

Anar mate a know the right way but ya can't tell some people.if it comes off that's down to him al get paid for doing it again

Absolute batch the plastering is s**t and the clean up worse

Danny me being very professional I wanted it all off.However had mate in my ear saying its only a rental it doesn't have to be lady Louise perfect, so a sraped the bejusus out of it and went for it no blebbing or nothing not proud tho

A know mate a don't normally but it was a mate of mine ya don't think when they artex walls the lazy scroats has went over paper

What sort of bodgers and scarper do that tho strip the paper of ffs.Don't know the got away with crap like that

Went to do job today for a mate didn't go to have look (schoolboy error I know) got there only to find artex on top of wallpaper wasnt impressed.

don't mind that we are an equal opportunities company also.We once had a lab call raja (best lab ever) could get fags and cans on tick till payday as ya say plenty of sheets and lovely smell of madras miss them days

At a job last wk me and my mate (in between coats) was kindly asked by the lady of the house if we wanted bacon sarnie.Our reply was obviously too right,goes outside with cuppa and sarnie in hand.I took 1 bite nearly choked and was sick a bit on the decking area.Me and my mate was ill the rest...