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    Mat-plassy beads

    Hi looking for any information as to where I can buy these plastic internal angle bead , they adjust from 75 to 175 degrees apparently. Cheers
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    left to right

    Saw 3 Romanian spreads last week start a gable end bottom right corner, that's why they're shite
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    Money on the side

    I like to prostitute myself out to older ladies ,but always end up giving them there money vack
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    Sunday Work Photos.... #competition

    I'm having a day in bed with Mrs I'll send you the pics !!!!!
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    Time wasters

    A guy rang me a few weeks back asking how much to dash a gable end, I said what's your address I'll gladly come and have a look ,he wouldn't give address and we ended up arguing on phone cis I wouldn't guess/ estimate how much it would be ,bellend
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    First plastering job you did by yourself

    To long ago for old fart to remember, soz
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    north,south,east,west and in between!

    On average about £3 and that's crap
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    north,south,east,west and in between!

    We're busy but alot of spreads who I've spoken to are saying lits of site work about but the big companies are paying as little as £2.50 walls and £2.75 ceilings I think they drop there rates before xmas cos they know the men need the wage . South Wales
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    funny things you do to the labourer

    They gotta learn to take so that one day they're the ones giving it !!!! Standard
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    Weekend off

    Wish I'd gone to work, the Mrs has provided me with a list of jobs she wants done around the house !!!!!! Feck it I'm going up the club
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    Apprenticeship with a rogue plasterer

    Just explain it all to your college or assessor so they know the score ,get through your time then find your own work ,don't drop to his level
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    Weekend off

    It's the Christmas rush
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    Biggest ceiling

    I skimmed the roof of millennium stadium ,,,, ,honest
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    Weekend off

    I know mate but you can't turn good work down
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    Weekend off

    Thankfully after 42 days solid work I have the opportunity to lay in bed in morning and not think about work, happy lazy days
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    sleeping in van

    What's the beach race ? You've never lived until you've heard the roar of the start
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    23 year old Looking to learn the trade badly

    Good luck Carl hope someone can help you out you seem to be enthusiastic enough
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    Wethby basecoat

    I've looked at web site tech data and it looks OK
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    Wethby basecoat

    Yes I always pin my over renders but usually use sps retrobase but have 150 bags of wethby in shed
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    Wethby basecoat

    Do any of you intellectual masters of your trade know if wethby basecoat can be applied to a existing rendered surface, obviously sbr first ? Cheers
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    Party

    Can I have first dibs on the short one
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    Cant see

    Stopped wanking I'd rather sell one of my kids
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    Cant see

    I once heard off a old timer that said you can correct this problem by visiting something he called a optican ,don't know if it's just a myth but a nice old story
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    eze spat! what size

    What size are your .mother in laws knacks ? Just asking like
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    Party

    Knock yourself out and rent a phone box for the evening!!! Or join me and my boys cider,curry and a Latvian stripper
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    Party

    Feck that !!!!!
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    Gear for sale

    Only for relaxing weekends staying at a flat my in-laws own overlooking the harbour, wouldn't mind a week or two when the weather improves be a nice trip away form the Mrs
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    Man I am fooked

    Man up Dan if you relax now that's wasted man hours meaning lose of money
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    Gear for sale

    Based south Wales but travel to Portsmouth regularly
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    Gear for sale

    It's not stolen its legitimate
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    Gear for sale

    Hi clearing out a unit including boxes of board pins ,scrim ,for tree fixings and expanding foam .any offers
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    Cheers @marshy

    I imagine a scene of discarded ky jelly pots and bondage straps everywhere
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    Mono bay

    He loves chunks
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    Dream start

    A brace of pheasants of him today starting to think I'm gonna be asked to be the meat in a sandwich soon
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    Daily coverage

    Seriously you need another spread or put this one on price work £4 a metre
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    Daily coverage

    And leave ceilings to artexers
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    Hello how are you

    California silly listen to lyrics
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    Daily coverage

    Minimum any self respecting spread should get 11.2m2 on a day for £200 a day
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    Mono bay

    Nice looking house why would she want mono that will in 6 months look shite !!! No offence to you Mr monk
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    Hello how are you

    Small organs in big cathedral's
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    Hello how are you

    Your all assuming she has a toot like a gorilla tub but in my experience skinny birds have a bigger toot
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    Hello how are you

    You wouldn't want her on the stairwell on Monday morning after she's had a weekend on the cider and lamb vindaloo
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    Daily coverage

    Any jobs going I like to stretch myself
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    Hello how are you

    Yeah but I'd do it ,gotta be easier than skimming stair wells in
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    Hello how are you

    Hello how are you, I must have called a thousand times. To tell you I'm sorry For everything I've done But when I call You never seem to be home Hello from the outside At least I can say that I've tried To tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart
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    £160 Marshalltown trowel

    Who's side are you on Dan ?
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