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Yep. Funny how we all remember that detail..... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

Done mine too, on new years day. f**k**g awful way to start the year. Just all the fines for previous years to sort now. Ffs. Let things go, now I'm paying for it, I tell thee.... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

That one was brilliant. Didn't he get, work, both girls, pet dog and the days paper? Only then did he accept it was a real thread! Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

Glad I'm not the only one! That somehow makes me feel better. I can't been remember the ending. Was awful. [emoji24] Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

Like your style. She usually passes out 1st, then I lie there thinking what might've been. Both very good tactics though Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

Ha ha! Yeah there is that too, but there is a small, but glorious window (no pun intended) where you're both pissed, up for anything, and can last more than the standard 3 strokes. But like I say it's usually missed by one or both parties..... it won't be me tonight.. Sent from my SM-G930F...

Yeah, mines at a mates birthday meal. Women have meals, it makes them sound more mature.... it's the same as blokes going out on the piss... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

Thing is I think I'll be too pissed. Hate it when the 'window' is missed.... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

It's really bad when you get calluses on your cock.... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

Bottle done. Missus out tonight, trying to stay up until she gets home. Then, in my mind, I shall reap the drunken benefits...... I'm aware the reality will be different, but I like to dream big! Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

Well this thread and the bottle of wine I've consumed... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

Tbf. I've been using this to keep me up during a proper s**t film... Bone Tomahawk. I'll never get the time back. Which incidentally is much like @clemo and the pint glass.... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

Ha ha! Ffs... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

I love a unifinish thread. You never know which way it's going to go. Always so full of love too........ Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

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Don't hands look weird in photos?! This doesn't look like mine! Mine are OK. Use Lidl sos hand cream twice a day, and try to do as little as possible! Mind you, I've had the better part of 3wks off, so that may have something to do with my beautiful hands too! [emoji12] Sent from my SM-G930F...

Ha ha ha! Pmsl! [emoji23] [emoji23] Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

Ha ha ha! f**k**g brilliant! Need to do a thread titled 'how to fill chases' Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

Bit of bell wire. Straight up the garden, most direct root, let the grass grow over it. Problem solved... TEF? @Olican will be beside himself! Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

Ha ha! Love that. On another note, women do it, but they have better peripheral vision than men. So they don't get caught as much. True story. Also men will look at face, then boobs etc. Women's eyes are drawn straight to the crotch... true story... Basically were the good respectful ones, but...

Halloumi cheese, and portobello mushroom? Mozzarella and tomato.... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

Ha ha! Sorry no pics, for my eyes only I'm afraid! Of course I'm lowering the tone. I'm disappointed that I've been called on it tbh! Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

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I love my wife's burger, could feast on that forever..... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

Been on the Morgan Stanley spiced for the last few days, as got a couple of litres for xmas. Lovely stuff.... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

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Oh yeah, and welcome along! Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

Depends which forum you join 1st, me old mucka! You should know that.... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

'It's not rape if you shout surprise' Albert Einstein during his 1921 Nobel peace prize acceptance speech. Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

Really? I feel kinda proud about that! Must be pissed! Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

We'll be millionaires Rodney Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

Happy new year to everyone. Thoroughly enjoyed this forum over the last 12months. Kept me entertained whenever I've been avoiding mixing up that next bag of gear! Hope you all have a cracking new year and enjoy this eve however you all choose to spend it. See you all on the other side! Sent...

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f**k**g hell. Bet the gull has a head ache! Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

Chorley fm, where the listener comes 1st. Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

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It's someone's salts.... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

Me and the Mrs have been saying Brucie all year, but the f**k*r refuses to turn up his toes... What about the the old girl who plays Emily Bishop in Corrie? She left a while back, reckon she can't be far from the end of the script now... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

That wall excite you Danny? Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

Ha ha ha! Same here! [emoji23] [emoji23] Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

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Or the Eu.... Covered both bases then...... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

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Sorry to hear that matey. No disrespect meant! Have a good Xmas. Hope it goes well for you. Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

Ha ha! Sounds good! Got my boys down, but Mrs is out. So I'm basically self medicating... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

Yes White Russians.... That's the future that. Can't believe I didn't think of that myself for this Christmas. Glass of white wine for me. And a bit of last minute wrapping.... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

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