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I'm on the ball..got my barrister....just come back from holiday. Had to buy props. Blue puff for asthma That will be coming out in the court room...drama drama...all I want to do is park my mini...open my windows and sleep. Not too much to ask in life....my builders want to hit him but then...

Ooh. Too late...it's done except the shower floor it's fab fab fab...my water in my bath reflects on the ceiling....I've got rid of my shower screen door and had a wall built...I'm just waiting for the guy to finish the floor shower area. Then photo photo time...everybody kiss asking about it...

Working progress. Tiles are going...yippee...and no more cleaning A GLASS shower screen

Love it very funny....went today to view this property the guy was doing the microcement on polished plaster now I've just got to chose the colour. It was fab..... Works start after 10th May... Joined this site solved my problem within less than 7 days

Thanks Rob. I don't get top much hot fat on the wall. I do get plenty of spag bols sauce splashes....let's ban tiles! It's 4metrs long which I could get a work top for..but problem getting a 4mtr long splashback...so might go for polished plaster...x

Is it possible to have polished plastering as a kitchen splash back. Or is that a daft question?

Thanks...the second guy who quoted loved my place and showed me his photos...the. A asked if he could take photos of my Cat.... The. Showed me a photo of his cat..that I pretended I liked it....jeez. I want to talk cement not bloody pussies!

Whey hey...I must have been a good girl....I found want I want local guy...new his stuff turned up with sample boards...invited me to a job that he is doing locally a wet room he's finishing off. He will make up some more sample boards in the colours I want..all in my penny jar budget...taking...

No..sorry..it's all Irish to me.....

. Out in 4 mins due to the fact he told me microcement was outdated! fiesty....if only you knew,,,,I think what you really meant to say was classy and sassy with an amazing personality.... Who smiles at life..... If only all women were made this way!

Let's hope. mike reads your comments and takes pity on me

you out have got it...the banter has been coming fast like snow balls but I have a voice too

re-cycled teenager unusual body feature "body with two backs" can't reach the top shelve in the supermarket request peoples husbands to lift items of top shelves while wife of 20yrs looks on and gives dirty looks.... Enjoys driving in they middle lane and parking on double yellow...

My best new friend I have your number...never liked tiles and never will....my bathroom is going look fab...even on my budget....I've read so much about plaster...that I now know Naf all about it...the guy who came to quote was in my home last than 4 mins...when he told me microcement is...

I will ask him...I've decided on Microcement....so I need an expert in this area...I'm sure somebody will help me...unless I get a sandwich board and standing outside a plasters shop.....flipping Eck didn't think it would be this tough...I should do a course myself...but I couldn't lift a bucket...

Whey hey...the bank holiday plaster arrived to quote...told me he hasn't done venetian for a long time and why do I want microcement...it's so out dated.and it's rubbish said I should tile the area....see how this site has helped me to be confident and tell him No a Thanks...then he said he had...

forgot to mention I'm a Susan Boyle lookalike in my spare time. My hobbies are watching paint dry....I've got 20 cats.....too

Oh you. Not on Plenty of Fish are you

You might not want to leave

This is my little dream.....so if anybody wants a holiday in Bournemouth by the Beach..great food...good laugh. Wifi...I'm your girl!!

Hopefully you can see now why I think microcement the walls and the awful shower tiles on the floor gotta be the answer

No...trust me. The plaster run out of plaster then another plasterer topped over it,...now you can see I get myself in a pickle!

Hope you can see the photos...how not to plaster

Just a little thanks to all who joined in the banter and the serious advice guidance...Im on the right track just need to count my penny jar....what great guys you are. May update with photos depending on the finish look!

MIKE....he was my bitch ...G** as they come.. Bless him..life goes on Hector ol man as you well know.....plenty more Mike's in the world....I do my best for special care needs in the community.....

thanks for your help I'm in a Sandbanks Poole Dorset...I will call you and thanks for your guidance. Best regards

I really don't have anything to say to your war and peace "dear" Lecture.... Just for the record I speak perfect English...not England.. geography Christchurch is near the New Forest Sandbanks try Google. Thanks so much for putting time and effort into writing to me your such a Dear!

that's why I was google rubbish hands up I fell for it....I learn"....

Are you saying I'm speaking on behalf of another person ...if so I'm more than happy to speak with the owner of this site and give him my details....

Sounds like a plan....how would I polish it..do I need to buy special product. Wld polish plaster be cheaper than microcement option

Thanks for the advice....can I polish it myself or do I need a machine....it's more within a reasons of budget

Bitter lemons. Was comment relating to lemonade cost with champagne taste..replying to comments made towards me..I drive a small mini..another question put to me.....I'm just replying to questions put to me.,,, hawk trowel..that's an error from reading websites....I don't live on any housing...

Sorry for confusion...I put photos up...I want my bathroom finished without tiles....one of my options was to use laminate flooring on the walls. Venetion plaster on the ceiling....then I would be left with bq crappo tiles in the shower area...so then I read about polished plaster but this would...

It's a hawk trowel so I can slap my optician neighbour around the chops with it....the problem is he has two cars and I have a small mini...he can't read a land title plan. So now I'm defending myself in the court...thus has been going on over 2yrs..he's a greedy ooker. thanks for the vote... I...

Oops my mistake.....thought you were deeper than that....would you like a photo of me

no he was a brighton rugby player. Very funny

I have a guy coming to quote me on Monday for the work think he's a venetian plaster but I think I need microcement...lets see what expert advice he says

Do women talk or dictate? We're great listeners we listen to men saying you can't do that it won't work......we listen to people moan....but we love you men who drive and watch us women trying to park our cars,.,we all need each other...

Flipping Eck. We're talking shoe size now,,,,let's get back to microcement....or shall I just carry on,,,talking about me me me me

No thank god....I'm a brunette. Size 3 shoe. I hate those diy programme 60min make over demo your house

I'm not off the tv I was on blind date with cilla black....☕️I'm still taking my Meds my community nurse visits once a week..⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️#⃣. Jeez I'm giving the banter back...what's wrong with you guys...I think I should sign up to do a plastering course buy the car retro and slap it on the wall...

sorry no mike in my family.....jeez I'm being honest here....it's like I'm in crown court...I'm single...no mike no builders....no kids....a neighbour from hell who is taken me to court for a parking space trying to pinch mine....why so many questions.......if I had a fella I wouldn't be asking...

But that would mean I would have to wax the walls in the shower room once a month I understand...it's the tiles I want to cover over then wash and go

Your right....we all need dreams.....

No not married...single and happy...no kids..love to travel..yes I do have a sense of humour..I need one in this life...not playing the lost girlie...I wish I could at times too independant....so I make guys redundant....now that's my love life over and has been for years! All the good guys are...

Omg....I love all your work do my bathroom have a week on bournemouth beach

I have a German woman wrestler no 4 in the country she throws everything about...she is here to learn English ! So now I'm confused polished plaster to see it reflect light or Matt micro cement....it comes down to cost budget

I think it looks fab...but all designer photos do....it doesn't show if it cracks or shower gel can damage the walls etc...it seems expensive I think cos they have to let to dry and come back day after day. Nooks like I might have to sell my shoes on ebay to pay for it or sit in the corner and...

Your right typical girl want want want....I can't help myself....I hate gardening...however my ikea fake plants look amazing....