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    DeWalt corded mixer

    Would never buy a refina again. Used to pay near enough the cost of a dewalt to have the mega fixed.
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    Fitness

    Rather f**k it than fight it was mine.
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    Skim over concrete

    Chuck some granite dust in with self level. :D
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    Roughcast repair looks bad

    At least it won’t take much to hack off, hose pipe would probably do it.
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    Vans

    Yes
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    Vans

    Yes
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    Vans

    Stilts, whisks, hops up, tubs, beads, levels edges and i sections on the right. On the piss so I can lean 8x4s against it. Screws tapes and scratchers on the left. Still plenty of space for the machine, hoses and butts. :cool:
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    Apprenticeship in plastering.

    It was her or John, if I tagged John it would of reminded him that he hadn’t asked me a question in the last 15 minutes.
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    Apprenticeship in plastering.

    North west is pretty big, try narrowing it down to your town or city. Loads on here north west based. Including me. The resident bin dipper @JessThePlasterer too.
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    Vans

    Mwb vw crafter, can stand up in the back. Always bought outright so just lumped it in that year, not really the best way for tax reasons. Had it since near new over 5 year. Best van in the market, decided to keep this till it blows up. It’s being racked out at the minute, finally got round to...
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    K-rend silicone rendered to ground

    You’d actually be funny if you could spell.
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    Greasy garbage yet again

    Oh Accrington, is wonderful. Oh Accrington is wonderful. It’s full of tits, fanny and Stanley. Oh Accrington is wonderful
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    Self employment: WHY !

    Because I’m unemployable
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    Dot and Dab not drying out?

    I was being polite too, could of called him a lot worse.
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    Plasterboarding Bay Window - Advice Needed

    Take the back off like the second picture
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    Dot and Dab not drying out?

    You could make it come to life, you’re good at that. Can’t make out if it’s Pluto or goofy to the right
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    Dot and Dab not drying out?

    Looks like Mickey Mouse and friends came round.
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    Hp12

    Horizontal cracks usually means wall ties have failed.
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    How to deal with this ceiling crack?

    Just lining paper the ceiling.
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    Apprentice getting to work

    @John j still has that jumper to this day. I’ve seen it.
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    Optimix predator

    Bigger nozzle, smaller grain perhaps.
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    mono damp patches

    Looks like water in sag cracks.
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    Usyk vs Joshua

    Could imagine Andy in a netball skirt, he’d look like a street cone.
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    Usyk vs Joshua

    Same, was looking forward to watching fury get flogged.
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    Unusual lump appeared in wall.

    see it happen a lot with those type of blocks, material that’s used in them causes it to expand and pop off. Whether it’s iron ore or what I don’t know, just patch it back in it will be fine. Scrape the centre dark patch out first.
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    Looking for an apprentice? upskilling current staff? Need an extra pair of hands?

    Too much red tape for a one man band, things need to change in the apprenticeship scheme or the building trade will be on its arse.
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    Happy new year

    Poor c**t, that’s you knocking on asking to borrow a cup of multi.
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    Happy new year

    He’s stopped pestering me since I said he was tighter than a submarine door.
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    Happy new year

    Looks like it’s going to be a bad job already.
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    Ragni

    @John j is that you?
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    Expert advice needed (please!)

    He’s to busy running around turning lights and tv’s off after his lodger.
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    Expert advice needed (please!)

    That’s probably because @John j doesn’t let them get a word in edgeways.
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    Cheshire

    Out my jurisdiction. Closer to @Rossi46 than me.
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    Problem.on here is

    Wouldn’t of answered my phone to that, the sequel.
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    Advice Needed Please

    I can see your half a bag of dot
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    Plasterboard adhesive as filler

    Couldn’t of been a more @John j question if it tried. @essexandy he must of text you this question at least 3 times as well.
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    Magnesium hawk

    Best ones.
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    Domestics rule

    Wouldn’t of answered my phone to that.
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    Diathonite, North West Leeds - suggestions for plasterers?

    They always want more, if you did 6 they’d want 12. Just chill wack a few bets on and go easy on Dave.
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    Render options on SIP house

    John wouldn’t let him use the electric so he had to shovel it in and spin the mixer manually.
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    Render options on SIP house

    Was you fortunate enough to meet his love child Ry? Like an unwashed Lewis capaldi. Says it’s not his son be he definitely is.
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