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  1. andrwclem

    Rolling Gauge

    Hardest game in the world , plastering is about piss poor preperation leads to piss poor performance Speaks highly of you
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    Rolling Gauge

    A picture paints a thousand words , appreciate , the banter , but imho , a great description of the rolling gauge , take what you will. appreciate there are older and wiser spreads on here
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    Rolling Gauge

    Spread rather than be dead, I posed this as I thought it impressed the rolling set , not to impress
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    Rolling Gauge

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    Plaster Supply

    “Yet each man kills the thing he loves, By each let this be heard, Some do it with a bitter look, Some with a flattering word, The coward does it with a kiss, The brave man with a sword! Some kill their love when they are young, And some when they are old; Some strangle with the hands of Lust...
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    social distancing on sites

    How is a 99,7 % Survival rate a pandemic ?
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    Reveals

    Closing bead around the window and feather in with chalky dog poo
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    Renderers worse nightmare

    Shows the lotion that stuck, works
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    Loving new ad @vincey

    £20 a minute
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    Check this out!

    Penis extension
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    SOme of these are smart

    Always the smart way, when the pub is open
  12. andrwclem

    Andyg back

    Wise words Rigsby
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    Newbie in Cornwall

    I'm interested in what the experts say about plastering! 1. pay for a plasterer 2. pay for a plasterer 3. don't pay for a plasterer
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    Job for the week

    I thought it was a scene of crime
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    Anyone else doing a Sunday this week?

    I save Sundays for contemplating the s**t that starts on Monday
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    estuary fishing

    I was gutted
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    Amir Khan

    His next fight should be a wet paper bag
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    estuary fishing

    Thought I had the fish of my life once when it surfaced it turned out to be an eel rapped around a length of rebar with a lump of concrete on the end
  19. andrwclem

    Site monkeys/Skimmers vs "proper plasterers"

    Danny can you move this thread to The Plasterers Forum Tool Talk
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    Skimming straight onto wallpaper

    "Thoughts?" You're a c**t
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    Sad c**t

    When you get chance can you upload the after pics
  22. andrwclem

    New bags

    I employ the double bag method, I wear one at same time , in case hers falls off
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    Want a well paid job?

    One is plastered
  24. andrwclem

    Cameras

    I,ve got one pointed at my neighbours bathroom
  25. andrwclem

    Update on Charity raffle

    Yes mate , good effort on your part (don't stick us in the draw got enough s**t at home :))
  26. andrwclem

    Sunday antics

    Can't see there is a problem, obviously the subbies factored in Earthquakes
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    Happy birthday Collomix

    I'd like to say Happy Birthday to Yoko Ono
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    New member

    Welcome D.j.l
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    Extension

    Are you burying your missus ?
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    Is the legend on here

    Is the Stig of plastering on here
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    Plasterer 'hanged himself live in chatroom' on Christmas morning

    I think you have to be in a dark place to even contemplate it, so when it comes to it , these people aren't thinking about the aftermath. Brother in law is a train driver, he has been spared it up till now but some of his colleagues have had the misfortune to see the outcome on more than one...
  32. andrwclem

    Which radio station?

    Listen with Mother
  33. andrwclem

    Is TPF broken?

    Did it push back ?
  34. andrwclem

    Wheres the work ethic gone?

    It was probably f**k up, now I remember :inocente:
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    expanding

    I started off as a labourer for an old school plasterer , after teaching me how he wanted things done ie the mix, keeping things clean tools , bucket etc ( not dressing up in spandex and being his muse) he taught me how to flatten up behind him , especially on big ceilings and in time...
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    Is it possible to have thin coat Weber on a sand cement scratch

    Albert Einstein is broadly credited with exclaiming “The definition of insanity is posting the same question on The Plasterers Forum and expecting a different answer"
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    Wtf are they

    Nose ring for the missus, saves pulling her around with two fingers up her nose
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    Wheres the work ethic gone?

    When I was a labourer , I made the tea scolding hot so I could try to get in front of the cries of "Muck up ! "
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    Wheres the work ethic gone?

    I bet most of these lazy c**ts voted remain :popcorn:
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    Got these swirls artex ceilings

    Plasterer's Stabilising Primer Ideal for painted surfaces messy to apply on ceiling so agree with Dan and Derby
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    Small time VS Big time

    I sack myself every day
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    english coffee

    Mrs Milf ?
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    The gym and plastering

    The only weight lifting I do , is when I get out of the chair to fetch a cold one
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    Factory work

    Work is the Curse of the Drinking Classes
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