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    Bad light

    Damn that is some bad plastering for sure and definitely see a issue getting paid for that, you should always carry a light in your van and never take the advice of a punter can you post a picture of your plastering with a light
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    Half time.

    Half time is f**k**g excellent stuff I love it
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    Tyzack Centenary

    The old tyzacks are a bloody good trowel but the steal gradually went poorer and poorer quality in my opinion , so much so I brought half a dozen nos ones from eBay 10 year ago I’ve actually just opened my last one on Friday, the steal is great for sand cement plastering but the skimming is made...
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    Trowel keyring

    could it be because he’s got a tiny tool? Probably hiding in the girls toilet
  5. M

    Trowel keyring

    Im more than just a trowel and f**k*d if I want to be reminded every time I get my keys, be good to use on a day rate
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    Working with

    Is this real? How many bags of that are they expecting to sell? no way am I skimming on ply ,I mean so many issues one being rusty nails I can see trouble ahead with this f**k*d if I’d touch it
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    Brick built garden outhouse

    I would just use a insulated plasterboard and skim
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    Anyone had a free mixer before?

    And apparently I have used them before, I brought some beads from them in 2019 never again as half where bent to f**k
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    Anyone had a free mixer before?

    Well f**k me they sent me a invoice for the mixer , I rang them up and said I never ordered the crap thing apparently the rep must of got mixed up and he going to ring me on Tuesday about collecting it , f**k**g numptys no such thing as a free mixer I guess
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    Anyone had a free mixer before?

    No never registered for nothing
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    Anyone had a free mixer before?

    Excellent thank you Tom81 can’t say fairer than that , I better get it mucky then
  12. M

    Anyone had a free mixer before?

    I’m a honest sort of guy , reason why it’s still in the box But Ive also been taught to never look at gift horse in the mouth
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    Anyone had a free mixer before?

    plastering talk show?? I’m more of a 6 music fan tbh im completely stumped on why I have it , I certainly haven’t paid for it im sure someone will be in contact with me soon luckily I’m not answering the phone for a couple of weeks as catching up a little on the workload
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    Anyone had a free mixer before?

    Already have a mm22 as a spare as brought a colomix last year
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    Anyone had a free mixer before?

    It is a 240v don’t want to sell as yet as not sure how this is going pan out
  16. M

    Anyone had a free mixer before?

    Yes but a bit weird, I will keep it in the box for a while and see what happens, it also has a paddle
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    Anyone had a free mixer before?

    Got all my details on the delivery slip
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    Anyone had a free mixer before?

    Got back from work today and I’ve been delivered a megamixer mm30 , can’t understand it as never used the company before funny thing is I use a collomix
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    Newly skimmed walls - is this an acceptable finish?

    I love these threads, this looks like a before over skimming picture how are some people so bad?
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    Master plasterer at 14

    piece of piss
  21. M

    Thank god for flexi trowels.

    Nice tidy job , very nice to see some excellent quality work on here for a change
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    Guarantees

    I guarantee my damp proofing but no way would I guarantee a plastering job against a popped screw, s**t happens buildings move expand contract, heavy bastards jumping around upstairs, tell them to fill it , f**k**g pain in the arse customer to expect you to come back for that after 4 years and...
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    MEDIA WALLS

    I just think are TVs not slim enough anyway? Compared to the massive backs like 20 years ago Jesus them old TVs where heavy
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    Best loft I ever seen

    Must be on a hill
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    Best loft I ever seen

    From looking out the window it appears to be ground floor
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    That one thing you hate skimming.

    The one thing that I hate about skimming is that moment when I add the finish to the first bucket of water in the morning and I get this sinking feeling of god here we go again
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    Plumber.

    Harry Enfield made me want to be a plasterer
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    Plumber.

    I did a plastering job at a hospital near a main entrance omg the amount of I use to be a plasterer, lovely job , missed a bit that day it was seriously doing my head in
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    Plumber.

    I used to be a carpenter how r******d am I?
  30. M

    Scabbing

    I know this is abit tongue in cheek op thread but I know of no builders in lockdown this time , boris said to go work so I’m going work tbh these threads do not help and cause uncertainty
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    Sand cement

    How did you guys learn? f**k sake
  32. M

    Sand cement

    Next day as standard but I have skimmed same day sometimes
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    Sand cement

    Lol I use sand and cement all the time also use board finish and have even skimmed same day, you lot of board and skim guys have no clue
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    Plasterboard nightmare

    No definitely wasn’t stuck the same it was lifting not just on the edge
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    Plasterboard nightmare

    It use to be grey side plastering when I started years ago but that has changed, I had this problem a few years ago when a old timer did the boarding themselves I gave it a coat of Pva but what I found was the paper wasn’t stuck to the plasterboard very well in areas which lifted when skimmed
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    Virus

    Very strange ,looks like mould but definitely isn’t as it wouldn’t grow that quick and it’s still drying so happening suddenly, never seen anything like it
  37. M

    The Roaring 20s is upon us

    Wouldn’t it of been easier to assassinate him? Isn’t that what the Americans usually do?
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    Lockdown.

    This is what happens when you dig below the foundations when I do cellar tanking I wouldn’t even take the brick floor up , I let the client do it ,the way I see it is when you dig down it’s possible for soil to wash away from under
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    Lockdown.

    So construction is ok so if British gypsum decides to stay open should be ok
  40. M

    Some days

    Very nice
  41. M

    Ok own up which one of you on here was it?

    I guess that makes sense if it’s half finished 3 days in
  42. M

    Ok own up which one of you on here was it?

    Would you lose 3 days wages?
  43. M

    Ok own up which one of you on here was it?

    Well that’s a bit disappointing
  44. M

    Ok own up which one of you on here was it?

    Any pictures of this sexy minx in her pjs?
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    Ok own up which one of you on here was it?

    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-shares-creepy-messages-builder-22898520?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=mirror_main&fbclid=IwAR1SAvrjyC6V5Fz_ouov2nOb_ZC_ldw8ilt15TlRpB0CcrKkEbpFVIkEa0U Bloody flirt giving tea in fluffy pjs
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    Belt snapped

    Not if you like living
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    Where is the best price to get a new kitchen?

    It’s doing my head in tbh , I quite liked Diy kitchens but wife didn’t see anything she liked , I’m just going to tell Howdens not to order it tomorrow morning, wife loves the Howdens ffs
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