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    WHERE IS THE PLASTER?????

    He might be confused and just muhad-aling??? I’ll get my coat
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    WHERE IS THE PLASTER?????

    trying to get the whole pallet in a Nissan micra
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    WHERE IS THE PLASTER?????

    Jokes aside,I don’t plaster nomore..but f**k what all the lads are going through,headache.. But I’m only going on his word,he’s getting pallets,I’m sure he said it works out about £11 I ish quid a bag(might be wrong,don’t shoot the messenger)...I’ve seen many a thread on it on here about it...
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    WHERE IS THE PLASTER?????

    My mate... fat bloke down the pub,..seems to be doing alright out of the Irish gear...no probs with pallets..,he swears by it,..but everyone prob knows this no?? Many a thread!!
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    Don’t care...I’m taking him on!!

    I thought so..cheers tbf I can’t even get a skimmer with that lol... What a waste of £1.20...must try harder next time
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    Don’t care...I’m taking him on!!

    Got this message this morning,for a job advert I’m running...this bloke sounds class.. He had me at the pub!!....whole lot going on in there cocaine and keyboards get my vote im still dipping my feet in with the homosexual bit.....anything more than your fingernail and your gay??....
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    Renderers needed kent

    Looking for a renderer/renderers in Kent ongoing work,mainly thincoat and occasional mono.full time position. Areas will be sidcup/Orpington,Bexleyheath Thanks
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    Bit close lol!!!

    Introducing the Eiben-Wok!!
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    Bit close lol!!!

    You had me at midget porn!!
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    Bit close lol!!!

    f**k knows why I ended up in alibaba,I went from Chinese midget porn,to kappa machine to alibaba...all in 30 mins....less fornication times!! Stumbled across this...surely that’s got copywriter infringement all over it??... Where’s my white paint at
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    I cant plaster anymore!

    Reminds me I’ve got to watch Jerry maguire again... the great dicky fox: I love my wife,I love my life,and I wish you my kind of success.... my eyes were leaking writing that..
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    I cant plaster anymore!

    Jokes aside...I fell out of love with it. but I found if you upped your money by 1000% for my weekend on the yacht fund.. strangely I fell in love with it again
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    K Render Specialist Required

    I was going to apply for this..then I see specialist??....me f**k*d... stillmakes my teeth itch ppl calling it k-render..
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    New parex mpr

    But try getting a next day or 4 day delivery out of Baumit ...having dramas with them at mo..and I’m pretty much across the way..,if I wernt a fat stubborn shithead I’d go over and pick it up...but I’m not..I’m precious,and I want them to drliver besides,the bird who deals with deliveries...
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    Old thread..jet black tc ??

    What system was this mate,I’ll ping it over to him
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    Old thread..jet black tc ??

    Thanks lads,he’s adamant the fella,it’s not my money.so???.. I was thinking about the external side of the walls as it receives heavy traffic,(busy pedestrian pathway)...so it would need some sort of protective barrier,...as silicone can be quite forgiving,20 kids hanging about of his corner...
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    Old thread..jet black tc ??

    Ha ha ha,I know the apple mate ;)
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    Old thread..jet black tc ??

    Cheers mucky,it’s above dpm...it’s for walls on a drive way,it’s going to be a bit fancy gold railings etc as for an Asian family....I did think about heat absorbing etc,but thought I’d seen it here years ago. I think the closest he’d prob get is a gun metal or ash grey??..failing that ..I was...
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    Old thread..jet black tc ??

    Hello ppl, ive a client who want a jet black acrylic finish??,...sure I see here a while back someone who had done it??,..if,so poss help us out...can’t find it anywhere?? cheers
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    Rember your first wage packet

    I keep on picturing benny hill!!!
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    Rember your first wage packet

    £40 brown envelope..big dick player on a Friday...begging my mum on Saturday morning for a sub ...not really changed that much tbf!!
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    Different setup

    And orange is sexual
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    Different setup

    Looks decent
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    K rend tc -- is it good enough?

    The good old ....slung on with a cutapult still going strong I see,even the plasterers don’t want make good ha ha
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    Strata machines

    Honestly thinking about it..need a new water pipe thought ppl would be all over this,even for a back up??
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    Chancers paradise

    On the flip side...look at all the phone calls you’ll get to put the s**t right...,just sit on your hands and wait for it to come back around
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    Prb classic tal,ocr...

    Yeah painter had thought it had been given a miscoat...,forgot to tell him I never ha ha?? it was the price really mate that made me go with it,someone who I know uses a lot of their mono,swears by it..apparantly prb are parex nearest competitor in France and all that carry on,..so thought give...
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    Prb classic tal,ocr...

    I’m prob late to the party etc,..been pumping it today,.. I found it quality gear,and has an edge over other ocr I’ve used,horses for courses I guess people may not agree,but was good to spray for me,I’d guess it has a high lime content,might be wrong,..very white when dry opposed to other in...
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    Machine recommendations?

    Bet that goes like a nutcase lol..even looks like it’s got an asbo
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    Airlessco sl1250??

    Thanks mate,all trial and error... See how it goes ;)
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    Airlessco sl1250??

    Thanks your reply mate, what’s the 43 or 35 measure?? Is that maximum delivery?? like I said all new to this ;)
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    Airlessco sl1250??

    Think time has come to think about airless plastering,arthritis in my elbows constantly giving me gyp after years on the trowel,and occasional rubbing.. Been increasingly more interested and going to give it a whirl,it suits my work situation too that we are getting in at mo. I really don’t want...
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    Looking to have your home rendered

    What happened to the old piss head Irish mobs,stinking of piss,roll up and booze??...tbf they were a decent laugh and good renderers.. Quite ironic that it’s replaced by russian,stinking of b.o and garlic,and some weird fishy smell...like a foxes undercarriage...couldn’t bottle that s**t....who...
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    mike tyson

    Look at the quality Tyson has been in with??...,size of the men??....our heavyweights these days are fighting blown up cruiserweiggts!,he fought out and out heavyweights,and considering a jab wasn’t in his locker,I think he did all right.. and for the record...I’d fight him you powder...
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    mike tyson

    Geezer was an animal in his day,..although he still looks like he can possibly go again now???...
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    Renderer/plasterer Moving to Kent!!!

    Rohypnol..my favourite aftershave !!
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    Renderer/plasterer Moving to Kent!!!

    Well that escalated quickly lol?? I would of gone with meep meep!!... the modern day dilemmas never cease to amaze me ha ha ;) but definatly a hawk !! ;)
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    Renderer/plasterer Moving to Kent!!!

    Come on ...handboard..its never been called that??,...has it????...I’d expect someone from Chelsea using that expression!!!,...I’d be laughed off site using that lol...and I’d be sent to Coventry!!! It’s a hawk lol
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    Ritmo electrocuting me

    My ritmo did it all the time,I used to get my mate to plug it in..we used to mince around it... If I remember rightly it was an earth problem...good fun though whilst it lasted
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    Ritmo electrocuting me

    Nothing like a
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    Renderer/plasterer Moving to Kent!!!

    Thought I’d pop in and say hello... Always browsed over forum and never registered?? I’m moving to kent,Chislehurst... Sort of done it arse upwards lol,got the property and not the work ...not normal I know ha ha.. I’m a renderer with a machine,scilicone/acrylic renderer..plasterer also...
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