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  1. lurpak

    Just another day in Brum

    Nice to finally meet you @Stevieo
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    Blue grit failure

    Couldn’t make it up. Could. Just did. fooking bored @algeeman sitting in van again
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    British Gypsum Beads

    The plot thickens... Spoke to my pal who does new builds. Mentioned the beads being decent. His firm got fined £1500 by British Gypsum for not using their beads. And it’s now compulsory if using their skim. Anyone heard this? @BritishGypsum
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    Vinceys wet dream

    Boxes n boxes of bg beads. You rate em vincent?
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    Customer not happy with work

    Couldn’t make it up! Could. Just did. My works flawless. Clicked that fast though didn’t you. Merry xmas you bunch of c**ts. You’re all sound really even @Ritch Going to try trim up a bit for 2020, so won’t see the usual curry pictures. Just weighed meself, nearly 18 fookin stone. xxxxxx
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    Render Porn

    Like how this was filmed and edited:
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    took a lot of effort but should of seen his lil face xx
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    Steef can you fix it

    Lil xmas jobby. 0 electric 0 water tenants ready to move in Jan. umm
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    Trowels for sale

    14”x5” Marshaltown stainless steel Gold xtra lite permashape pre worn trowels. £35 + postage 3 available
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    This one of yours john

    Proper spreads do rendering
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    Plant based diet

    oh look at me I watched a documentary now I’m a f**k**g vegan. Be protesting outside local butchers next. Bore off.
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    What’s in the bottle

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    Drinking on the job

    Might start drinking more often at work having a great timez might re skim bathroom tomorrow nightZ was never happy with it
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    2 in 1 day. Wanting cheapy cheap plastering. Anyone else getting chancers ringing
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    Boris Johnson naked pictures leeked

    Couldn’t make it up! Could, just did. Fookin bored. What you saying @algeeman few games on tonight?
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    Always read menu. Always order chicken madras n garlic fried rice. Sometimes with a keemanaan. Any recommendations for something different
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    Happy Monday

    Love Mondays. Just gobbed it and basically face planted a toilet. Toilet then fell with me. Covered in toilet water. Trowels ok tho.
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    Gyproc BeadTape

    New tape by Gyproc for sticking beads on, tried it today and what can I say.. it works. Couldn’t get a clout nail in so this tape was ideal. Also handy for sticking tools to wall etc. I *think* it might even work as a scrim tape too, will try it later.
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    Plaster shortage again

    Went to load up for tomorrow (wickes) no board or multi. Great. Here we go again
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    khabib nurmagomedov

    So he’s fighting dustin September 7th.. I suspect another boring hugging/mauling. But surely it’s only a matter of time before he gets found out. Nates back. Tony’s ready.. Thoughts
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    Is @Stevieo ok? He’s either dead or actually doing some work.
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    f**k*d again

    Can’t even get on here now
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    Cheap pricks

    You’ve driven me to this. Gotta make my money tonight on the town. Do you think sparks tell other sparks they’re too expensive doing a re-wire in 2 days for £2500. Do you think they’ll go in at £300 a day x 2 instead? Do you think gas go in at £400 a day instead of £3000 for a like for like...
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    5x4 living room ceiling over-board and skim

    Guess how f**k**g much. Labour only. Guess how much the customer wants to pay
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    Reactions disappear

    If I click ‘like’ or ‘agree’ or whatever, sometimes when I look back at the post it’s gone @Danny
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    f**k**g BOARD FINISH!!!!!

    Has been nice too. Been using it for a few weeks now. Choosing it over multi.
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    What’s happened to Tapit

    ‘s tape reviews?
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    Moral dilemma 2

    So I’m having a piss on the job when I hear a bang. A little hidden trapdoor opened. So I take a look inside and see a gold bar! I retrieved it out, turned out it wasn’t a gold bar. It’s one of those big cleaning wipes. BUT THERES SOMETHING INSIDE... 2 BRAND NEW unused drywall screws...
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    New hopup

    Customer had one and I was very impressed so went and brought one. £50 from wickes (£45 with tradepro discount) Really happy with it, feels solid and doesn’t creak like the cheaper ones. It also folds completely flat.
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    f**k**g MULTI FINISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Has been lovely lately.
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    Prefer skimming artex than...

    Plasterboard. Wow I feel a tonne lighter getting that off my chest.
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    Too muggy

    f**k**g rotten. Had a shower. Got dressed. Need another shower. Tried take t-shirt off it got stuck nearly broke my arm. Hate the humidity
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    josh warrington vs kid galahad

    This should be a good scrap. Josh is the bookies favourite. I think Josh’s intensity will be too much for Barry and he will get a stopage in the later rounds. But alot of people are saying Barry will outbox him and get the decision.. Thoughts?
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    England vs Netherlands

    Beerio time
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    Evening Alf

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    Multi Finish 60 is here

    Fookin hell. After the crisis of low stock, wickes has pallets of fresh multi. Used a few bags to day and it stiffens up fast as fook. Had an old bag of board finish in van so tried that and was normal so deffo summat with the multi.
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    She’s here Vincey

    What ya reckon @Vincey @Cockney1 got me paranoid so I cancelled my order n used another seller. Gonna give the edges a light rub down n give it a blast tomo
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    Plaster shortage

    The f**k
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    Happy Friday Bitches
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    f**k off monday c**t

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    You’re fookin keyboard broke? Where’s @zombie hiding
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    @Ritch the bitch You chat s**t Do summat
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    Been having a bit of a game Plastering lately at a house. And I don’t think it’s the gear as it’s happening with different gear. Put it on, lay down same mix. Go to flatten and it pulls off like clay. Tried leaving first longer and using fresh mix to lay in, same thing. Dries all weird piss wet...
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    Monday Bitches

    What you all got on today? Happy Monday
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    Nela corner trowel

    They arrived, look good. Just worry that the sticky pad holding it on will fail from water? @Plasterers1StopShop @Gibbo
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    Artex ceilings Birmingham

    Had these booked in but just not got the time. Need to be done before end of March. Private retirement home in mOsley bham. Skim artex ceilings. 1 bedroom. living room. Small kitchen, hallway and bathroom. Coving is staying so no boarding. 2 flats in total both empty and flooring up. This is...
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    Trowel wanted

    Anybody got a 16 or 18" trowel for putting on with I can buy?
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    U got lab

    Have used many labourers with no previous experience over the years but never had a good one. Ended up getting other spreads in for few days rather than pay a useless labourer. Met a young lad on a job recently who was grafting away so got talking. I’ve had him in with me for 2 weeks now. He’s...
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    Chippy vs customer

    One of these jobs was boarded by the customer who had 0 previous experience The other, a time served chippy Can you guess which ones which