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All you need is a map like the one I drew on the wall once…then forgot to take a pic of and plastered over it :numberone:

Lots of things you can put in skim

I’m warning you

Shut up KnobheD

My friend knows one of them…lives out in Spain now

There is another way @Stevieo

Jack is a very handsome cat

We”ll be millionaires this time next year. CHD products are going from strength to strength. It’s just time

Step right up and join the CHD. You’ll be chancing in n no time….guaranteed :coffe:

Wish there was somewhere that could turn a chancer into a seasoned artisan craftsman for OnLY £20.99 a month. It’s the Johnny G dairies

Well actually…

No

You’re getting the hang of this Pauly

Seems to be a lot of talk about using SBR recently, especially neat, but my ten pence for whatever it’s worth is don’t! I think it’s great for killing suction on the Mojave desert walls, but only a watered down coat followed by a pva coat. You don’t want to kill the suction completely, else...

I said it first :cachetada:

Just be honest about it. Zooming in, there’s loads of cracks. No one wants to strip wall paper to be confronted with blown plaster and all the extra hassle but that’s the reality. I took my 30’s house back to brick straight away and dropped all the ceilings.

And diagonally

As a company we go the extra mile Pauly.

Ironic really as he recreates it everyday.

S and P will only dream of that look Pauly. He’ll never move on from magnolia and ceefax

Very nice mate. Top job as always (y) Obviously the CHD will further your skills if you need additional help. It’s a small amount to pay for what’s on offer. Here’s a recent testimonial… f**k off! …Mr Spit and Polish Well, that’s just fine. Continue to struggle S and P. We’re here when...

Yep. At that stage where feel need to redecorate. No rush though :rayos:

Yes the new year. Lots to do in the new year. I’m chipping away at my snagging list. Minor stuff to me but continuous nagging from the Mrs. We will get there :numberone:

Good project is never finished John Bet you still got snagging stuff to do on yours :coffe:

And it’s free For now

It’s all in the CrIsPy hOuSE diaRY

I’m warning you knucklehead

There’s a fooking echo in here me old mate

I got some tilers in to do a bathroom on a job a few years back. Stretched thinner than a Riizla at the time so a bit of a stress relief. Fully tiled with 600x300 porcelain. Tiled and grouted in a day so quicker than me, but loads of chipped edges. Managed to silicon most out but just...

You don’t want to be a mod mate. Clipboard is no fun

It’s now, so no :numberone:

Did a fibreglass roof for the first time a couple of years ago. Piece of piss.

Didn’t matter as they’d decided to remove the chimney breast so whole wall was being re-done. Point being how fragile old plaster is.

I was on a job recently where they’d skimmed all the old walls. Had to take a bit of skirting off and about a foot of plaster just dropped off with it.

Either hack it all off and start again (best way), second best (mesh it), third best scrim cracks and fill/skim. You’ll keep second guessing yourself if not careful as lots will be blown and if you hack off the obvious bad bits you’ll usually end up with a few ‘islands’ on the wall. Depends...

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They’ve been warned

We have to keep these charlatans in check Pauly

You’ll be lucky to slide a board in tbh. You could multi tool out or get as much out as you can, put a chamfer on the board with your rasp so it goes in a bit joist side. Failing that you’ll just have to butt it up. If your patching in don’t leave a big mound of scrim and fat where it meets...

Merlot boy tonight squeak pip

Careful. One slip with the ratio and you’re f**k*d. Not forgetting that they used two coats at 3:1 on the channel tunnel.

Don’t overthink it. There will be mess and a bit of making good but it’s not rocket science. Rip them off, board/float, bead and skim/fill feather in

It’ll be ok

Get your concrete right then 2 bags of SLC :coffe:

He’s a bream basher and chancer, and that’s being polite

It’s too good Pauly. I’m concerned we may be at risk from the poly filla mafia

One of our best products

I wouldn’t mind Pauly but we relented and went with the 12.5 Kg sacks of Essix instead of the 25.

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