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Can we have our ball back? :chica:

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The blow job was invented long before you got some pure finish. Now wipe that cum off your chin.

They will do Gary, I’ve ran full length of the country trying to find some pure finish.

Pull socks up

Hard to pick up his fork in boots.

@John j

Probably whipped it off your washing line and wacked some sleeves on it.

I think you’ve bought his monomix mate, it was on its last legs 7 year ago. Hope you didn’t much more than scrap for it. It’s practically a wheelbarrow with no handles.

Meanwhile @John j ’s

He’ll have to wait for you to get back to sort it.

Round about the same time @Cockney1 flew out to cypress collecting glasses @John j

He had three (3)

Might be the same bloke that was on his, ruffling feathers. Nevertheless part of the TPF family https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/devastated-family-urging-more-support-30427702

Are you sure it wasn’t the sun rising that made it look pink at 20 past 4? Did it stick like dry wall adhesive?

Use timber or composite clad, you could even extend it higher so your not looking at the back or cars so much. Remember you can screw a screw in half way and it still be the same the day after. You mess that up with render you’ll be looking at it till you can afford to do something else with it.

Do yourself a favour and leave it as brick. Will look shite in 18 months

Did you send the missing words to Andy?

@John j actually does jobs like this. @essexandy will back me up on it because I imagine he gets bombarded off John to.

I’m more puzzled as to why you’ve been called out to look at it. If you don’t know if it’s a good job or not.

He’s done his back garden, it looks like a golf course. The part in the rough.

You could always get into turfing. :rolleyes:

Gingersyndrome

Does this make you applecidervinegarasexual?

That’s Carl

Ring lurpak up

Flat backed head brigade could of done this.

Boards and screws adhere pretty well when used together.

It’s grey skim Rodney, you plonker!

Thought it was a typo and you was skimming a round chimney breast. That would of been interesting. You need to put pictures up.

Sweet Mary mother of Jesus, you just devalued your home. Or someone else’s poor abode.

Be more bothered about skimming that ceiling with the odd screw and washer holding it up.

Plaster over the bricks. Shite anyway

You say it like you don’t already

Being on the forum 24/7 isn’t a sport.

This job has been on before @Danny

M200?

@Casper 4am

Are you still dishing out free balloons Ryan?

I do wonder where he gets his habits from. :birras:

How many coats did he give it Chris? :rayos:

Poor c**t has forgot his password too now, can’t get back on to read the sound advice. :pcmala:

Not brilliant and not the worst I’ve seen, you shouldn’t need to sand new plaster before decorating. Looks like they’ve struggled on fresh boards. Hope it’s being coved too.

Please show us the good bits.

Wet as an otters pocket, cavity could be full of s**t, rain coming in around the windows. Leaking pipe outside. All sorts, what’s on the other side of that?

@Bartholomew

Chuck a couple of handfuls of dot in it.

You’ll be surprised what paint covers @John j